LeadfootCJ7
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Just imagine having a train horn and doing that to someone. It would be awesome.
I have train horns on my truck. When I drive it, I do this. They usually drop their phone, grab the wheel with both hands and look around for a sec to see where it came from. Once they realize it was me, they avoid all eye contact and try to get away from me ASAP. They tend to have a look on their face like they just soiled their pants. It gives me great joy to provide this service.
The best was...... I was following my wife to the dealership one morning before work to drop her Camaro off. Some db in a ford explorer was texting with one hand and holding a large starbucks coffee/latte/ whatever in the other. He had managed to get between her and I. He about rear ended her 3 times when traffic slowed down. I blasted him with the horns and he just set his phone down briefly so he could shoot me the bird. That was when I realized he didn't get it. I was able to get around him in another lane and get in front of him. Traffic got moving up to about 40 and I brake checked him hard. I saw him drop his phone and his starbucks in his lap so he could grab the wheel to steer onto the shoulder while he was braking. I waved and kept on. I imagine he had fun explaining to everyone at work why his white dress shirt, tie, etc were all covered in coffee. I doubt he told the truth.