Thanks on the replies, I was asking that seriously,...not actually being funny or sarcastic (for once).
I know a lot of guys that hit the gym and talk about reps and weights etc as you guys have been. They can't do cardio to save their lives most of the time. At most it's warm up. So when I have to move some arcade games or a pool table and have these guys help me, they typically have trouble putting it to practical use. Meanwhile I'm over there moving the 400lb game myself. Ask those that have met me, I'm average sized, average build, definately don't look like I'd be tossing anything that size into a truck by myself. Then to have a gym rat turn around and tell me they can't lift/move something....it makes me wonder at times.
For me the elliptical and adaptive motion trainer are a good dose of cardio/exercise that my desk jockey body can't get otherwise. I'm 41 and have hit that part of life where if I want to keep the stomach reasonable and not be horribly out of shape, it's hitting the gym. Sure I'm out in the garage a decent amount, that's just keeping moving though.
I know some thing the elliptical is cake and to me at about 9-11 resistance with 170-180 strides per minute...it is pretty easy. The AMT though....thats another monster. Different work, much more resistance and slow pace based. Look at Ryan, he's rollerblading, riding a bike, losing half his body weight etc. He's in great shape now and said he "did 10 minutes" on the AMT the other day. Tonight I'm starting Insanity.