The easiest ways to stay sane....

[Liquifire]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go..'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

 

[TheOtherNick]

The last one is the best. I should do number 1 since my car is dark bronze.

 

[Liquifire]

do it........just sit there with your parking lights on.

 

[TorqueAutoMotiv]

i have shouted i won at an atm before cause i actually had money it was like a jack pot in vegas 20's poured out and all was grand

 

[Warhellride]

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

When they ask you if you want your order "for here" or "to go," respond that you want it for "over there" and point to a table.

If the clerk insists on calling it "for here," then eat it at the counter, saying "I wanted it for over there (the table), but you said I had to get it for here."

One of my friend's fathers actually did this, and ate his meal at the counter.

 

[EmEaston24]

haha that stuffs so good. gotta try some of them

 

[Liquifire]

try them all.....

 

[BwolfGT]

Lmao, awesome! And very colorful

 

[GTPJOE90]

this is great lol

 

[Liquifire]

Joe, I will not be held personally responsible if you do any or all of these things....although I would like to have someone record you doing these things...LOL

 

[EmEaston24]

i work at a oil change place and people always come in and say stupid stuff like "can you guys change my oil" and "you guys do oil changes right?" i really just want to say no, we dont do that here anymore. and see the look on ppls faces