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The brandonl2000 dictionary of the south



A tip for any northerners traveling to/through the south: if you order an iced tea you probably want it to be unsweetened. The default is "suhwheat tay."

lolz. you want sweet tea, not lightly sweetened mess.

but yeah, some places (i found bbq joints the most suffer this prob), their sweet tea is like syrup. THAT is a bit too far.
 
Hey go pahk ya cah ova thaya. It's pretty clear when your from Boston no matter where you go. Always get called out on it.

i've traveled all over this country, and everywhere i go, i get the where you from line? new york? im from jersey but get the ny tag every time.

i would still like to know how far, in miles, just a bit down the road is? as i was lost in the middle of no where in Kansas and stopped to ask for directions, and as it would turn out just a bit down road was a 100 miles lol, but the old guy was right on target that dirt road was right there like he said was. lol
 
lolz i've had some hicks tell me the SAME thing, scotty. yeah, MY personal city definition of down the road is 1-2 miles.

but yeah, kansas is just long, straight, flat roads in some parts. it's horrible.
 
lolz i've had some hicks tell me the SAME thing, scotty. yeah, MY personal city definition of down the road is 1-2 miles.

but yeah, kansas is just long, straight, flat roads in some parts. it's horrible.

my favorite part of Kansas and Missouri was the 2 lane roads with a 55 mph, and then a semi blows past you at 110 mph lol then you come to a small town and 25 mph, this crap goes on and on for ever lol always a cop sitting at the corner of every little town.
 


my favorite part of Kansas and Missouri was the 2 lane roads with a 55 mph, and then a semi blows past you at 110 mph lol then you come to a small town and 25 mph, this crap goes on and on for ever lol always a cop sitting at the corner of every little town.

i wasn't on the highways that long. only a couple small towns. i was on the interstate which was quite nice. then on those turnpikes which i found very interesting ..just a 4 lane highway through some fields cutting from A to B. no gas station lol.

as you can tell i like the adventures of driving.

but yeah, always makes you super tense when you pass a semi with not even mirror room.
 
no gas stations is right!, you never pass one up out there lol, i had rented jimmy, with the smallest tank ever, i was able to just make it from station to station, nothing but oil donkeys and fields, and domestic animals. you dont see a house but every 3 to 5 miles or more.
 
my favorite part of Kansas and Missouri was the 2 lane roads with a 55 mph, and then a semi blows past you at 110 mph lol then you come to a small town and 25 mph, this crap goes on and on for ever lol always a cop sitting at the corner of every little town.
THIS There's a town but I for the life of me cant remember the name of it. Tiny ass town. They have a Tahoe for their police vehicle. I've been through the town 6 or 7 times. EVERY time he's been sitting in the SAME spot. And this is over a long period of time. I was through there a couple times last year and then this year for IAGP. Same spot everytime.
 
lolz. you want sweet tea, not lightly sweetened mess.

but yeah, some places (i found bbq joints the most suffer this prob), their sweet tea is like syrup. THAT is a bit too far.

The saying about sweet tea around here is "If it don't taste like waffles, then yer doin' it wrong."
 
LOL.

well, we make our own. and we order it at restaurants. MOST places get it right, but i know my job they make it too weak (sugar) and too strong. it makes me sick.
 


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