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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
 


my friends room is about done. i left them there with 3 rows of flooring to the wall lol nice time to check out.

all in a weeks time.

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all it needs now is the baseboard molding installed and then that and the window and door trim needs to be painted. and the outlet covers installed.

aka, not a whole lot really.

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Interesting day at work so far. Were scrapping an rv which is currently down to the frame. It doesn't run or have brakes, its 10°f actual temp, and the ground is icy. And there's a diesel stake truck behind it that doesn't want to start from not having it plugged in.

After many attempts I got the truck running and moved it. BTW this thing is pretty large, like a semi front end. And its a manual. Anyway I moved that out if the way, we were gonna try pushing the rv but couldn't get it too far. Ended up using the stake truck to push the rv in the shop. I drove the rv in, which was really awkward since its just a frame and drivers seat and steering wheel lol. But man we got it in, never thought we would get it in these conditions.
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That's where I sat to steer it in lol. In total probably took a 20 minutes. Not including letting the stake truck warm up.
 


thats what they should do. bounce up and down some. i always drive with no air in the seat. in the basement we call it. aired up we call being in the high chair lol

its the foam that really matters. the seat looks newer then the truck did lol

kinda looks like a ford steering wheel too. yuck.
 
Should be the original steering wheel, it's a 74 chrysler with the 440 big block. Think a name is written on the wheel that goes with the name of the rv. The seat is just very wet lol. It's been outside like that.

Got the motor and trans out of it today, as well as the generator out of the back. Cut the back 4 feet of the frame and gas tank off and put it in a scrap trailer.
 
Operation get fit for the wedding started today with Zumba at the new YMCA.

That moment when your dancing and you feel really sexy....then you look in the mirror. Dear lord, do I have a long way to go.

There is a biggest looser contest I'm doing that starts Thursday. So it'll be game on then.
 
Lol. You should see it today, its not happy. Down to 18. I blame it on letting it run for while.

She's a beast in the snow tho. Snow? What snow?
 


Sliced my middle finger to the bone at work. That's what I get for drilling sheet metal without clamping it to the drill press table. I normally always do but I was in a rush... I'm a fool
 


The doc said I could decide. Either I get ten stitches or she can just use stary strips. Either will work just fine. Stary strips it is lol
 
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