OK...HA-HA...dmahlikGT...lets see your time slips...as it seems you are claiming to be the worlds fastest 3800, not ZZP with a twin turbo time of 8.65. If half an hour of wrench-turning to install an HV3 is too much work for you, than you are not a car guy.
sounds like a serious competition to medmahlikGT 0-60mph 8sec vs ZZP 1/4mile 8.65