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"This drum of lube is literally the best thing to happen to me. Now i never have to leave my house or have contact with women. A dream come true."
 


HAHA the reviews make my sides hurt.

Like this one- This is a hazard! I've already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it's not what you think. Don't be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos.
 
i'd buy one, set it to an unused corner of my living room...just as a conversation piece
 


So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway.

LMAO
 
should sticky:confused:

epic trippin comedy...dude gives it a 1 star because it doesn't work as advertized, his car engine seized from it
.. bookmarked ..
 
I'm so going to check this every day, just so when it clicks to 2 left I can get all giddy with glee knowing that someone out there is having a good time.
 
"Oh honeeey?"
"Yes dearrr"
"What are you doooing?"
"I was just looking at some cccaaarrrr stuff"
 


This girl and I that were dating went into the all nite adult store to get some lube stuff once.
8oz bottle cost $25.00 well worth it at the time.
so 128oz in a gallon..thats 16 8oz bottles so 16x25=400 dollars a gallon
400x55=$22,000....Holy Chit what a mark-up!!!!!
So really that is quite a bargain.
could set up a lemonade/quick lube stand in summer and corner the market.
 
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