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Favorite Intoxicated Quotes

noreasonwhyy

noreasonwhyy

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this one should get the ball rolling. was said last night and it made me think of the awesomely intoxicated words that leave my mouth sometimes.


i can always act drunk when sober, yet i can never act sober when drunk. makes no sense.
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come on GPF, make me proud :th_thumb-up:
 


I always loved...

Is there an officer, problem?

Other than that...just a bunch of stupid babbling, drunk crap I don't remember.
 
Text from my drunk friend, I was stupid drunk as well:

"Brews shotr n 40 nal mean 8 am test tom lol hahaia, haha aint necessary after i kno rable"

:th_scratchhead:

To this day all we are able to decipher was that he had a test at 8am lol. I assume autospell spelled necessary for him and neither of us know a "Tom".
 


Ben (Pepino) calling South Park Culvers.

And me thinking dirtmasters name was dirty guy.

This all went down at the GPMMM
 


Koniig said:
Ben (Pepino) calling South Park Culvers.

And me thinking dirtmasters name was dirty guy.

This all went down at the GPMMM
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lol.. I knew this was what you were talking about. I was actually trying to say cartman, not culvers. I was also more then jusst drinkin', lol

Just be glad you could actually understand me...... usually its just "mmhmhmmhmmm, ha... notha beeer"
 


Pepino said:
lol.. I knew this was what you were talking about. I was actually trying to say cartman, not culvers. I was also more then jusst drinkin', lol

Just be glad you could actually understand me...... usually its just "mmhmhmmhmmm, ha... notha beeer"
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Haha, tooo funny. And I never apologized bout my friend, he's annoying I know. I thought it was fun regardless...haha :th_depressed:


Deviq said:
Haha... I'm still laughing about Culvers
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Haha that **** was too funny Paul, that meet was awesome.
 
Me: "oh crap, I think I puked in your mom's flower pot"
Friend: "whatever, just throw some tissues in there, she won't notice, let's get some french toast"

or

"hold my beer......watch this sh#$................"

and last but certainly not least:

"I fu#$ing love you guys, ahhhhhhh seriously I really love you guys"
 
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