Explain that you don't want sex with the car. And that her in a cute little nightie will always get your attention away from the car.
My daughter means the world to me now that she has come along. greatest little baby one could hope for. I have stopped modding now that she is with us but the wife is pissed that I even put extra money into it in the first place. I am paying for her mini van, her student loan plus my cay payment and all of the bills that go with a house on my income. I find that stressful for some reason and kinda expect her to do house hold chores. I help out ocasionly but it takes a bit of badgering from the wife to get me to do stuff I think she should be doing.
Sounds like to me she's banging another dude on the side.
Thoughts peanut gallery?