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Are you a Ricer?

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Urban Dictionary: Ricer

Well... are you?
I like number 2 and number 4. And no I am definatly Not a ricer.





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usually 16-24 years old, that spend more money untastefully modding a car, than its even worth. e.g humongous aluminum/fiberglass spoiler, cheap, oversized fiberglass bodykit, "clear" rear lights, obnoxious exhaust and oversized exhaust tip, 500 sponsor decals/stickers of performance parts they dont even own, flame vinyls/paint, etc etc[/TD]


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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"] any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.
Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
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My car has stickers on it and some say blue lights
so i would say its on the edge and sliding down hill slowly
 
honestly....who really gives a ****. its a damn vehicle...people can do whatever they want to it...all i know, is that ricers are fun to mess with.
most people on this forum are ricers themselves.
 
Unless I turn on the underbody lights there is nothing rice about my car that I can think of.
 


The first few months i had my car, i stickered the hell out of it.I thought i did a good job. Then i added red and black pinstriping and i thought wow my car looks goo.....wait a minute hell no its ugly as f*&$. and from that day on my car has been COMPLETLY naked.. except for my giants sticker lol.
 
kyle99gtp said:
I'm a ricer. I don't have a STi, it's just a 2001 Hyundai Accent with a body kit.
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I resent this comment.....
Funny how much a 2001 Accent with a body kit looks like a cheep STI.

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i wish i gotta pic of this car today, this guy who was probably like 19-20 came up in a 90-93 white Toyota Celica with a horrible black thick stripe that was not even straight, white and blue interior with a white carpet that was all dirty, 18" rims on coil overs one was bent, cracked body kit, and when he opened the hood you see a dirty engine with a chrome pep boys HAI, and it was an automatic! lol then he says i only paid $2000 for it. he shut it off and let it sit for a while then when he went back out he thought his battery died but turns out his starter broke. that car screamed fried rice lol. i did feel a lil bad for him though
 
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I prefer sleeper. The only exterior mods I have planned are projectors, grills, and inlays.

Interior on the other hand...
 
i have a little rice in me still. i had a cavalier with a big body kit and some rims, but the huge exector set wing. It was quick for a 4 banger. I miss it slightly...
 
I have wheels, intake, and full exhaust now..

I had green neons on the inside of my very first car - 95 monte carlo. I was 15, the car was stock other than a HAI at that time.
 


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