21st Annual Pontiac Nationals, Norwalk, OH Aug. 3rd-5th, 2012
- Thread starter Taz Magister
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blueguy
The Blue One
Or you can sit on a homer bucket and quit whining
He wants all the boys to get in his car...you know.
That milkshake song.
Taz Magister
New member
I'm willing to bet we can fit 8 people in mikes coupe... as long as gary isn't wasting space
MoarkatsINmuhtrailer
New member
Gary will be there. Cole I want you and Brandon to meet me and Derek at the hotel and we'll take the sex coupe.
Brandon if you ****ing ***** about my seats I won't have it, the coupes have the same amount of room as the sedans
Brandon if you ****ing ***** about my seats I won't have it, the coupes have the same amount of room as the sedans
Mad Monkey
The Mod Monkey
he will bitch.. just you wait
Taz Magister
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It will Probably go something like this. " I don't feel good coupes make me sick." " I need to go to the bathroom" " can we stop for tea?"... "crisco, cornbread and Nasca" then more southern giberish.
MoarkatsINmuhtrailer
New member
Then he'll "cut a shine"..
Mad Monkey
The Mod Monkey
MY BRANDO MEME!!!!
woooooo
woooooo
Taz Magister
New member
remember this
MoarkatsINmuhtrailer
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i **** myself for a whole chemistry class looking at this haha
brandonl2000
New member
HEY you sir! I used to have a coupe, and I squeezed 7 people in my coupe. No complaints here you just watch.
brandonl2000
New member
Ah, and less we forget. So here I thought I was doin a good job and what not with my speed, had my cruise set 5 over faithfully dammit.
Nothin would do it lord have mercy...I come into Cincinnati or almost to it, I come into traffic, naturally I take the cruise off for safe traveling. Well I'm in the fast lane, things are going good, I'm smoking a cig blaring the music got my pep up and I thought everyone was goin as fast as I was. Well the person that was following me at my speed turned out to be the po po. He pulls me over, asks for license, he says where you going? To Troy. What's in Troy? Well I'm going to the Pontiac Nationals in Norwalk, meetin a friend in Troy. What friend?? ...er, Cole? Oh okay, I have a friend in Troy. You were doing 80 in a 55, this is a construction zone. Oooooh I'm so sorry I didn't even notice the speed drop from 70! Well if your license comes up with no tickets I'll let you go. *in my head bells are going off hallelujahhhh!*
...then it clicks. Oh I'm on probation. He asks do you have any tickets? Well....I just had one but it got thrown out in court. Well I'll be right back STAY IN THE CAR!!!
Yes sir...
He comes back, slow it down. How far is Troy? About an hour and 15. KTHXBAI.
Yuuuup.
Nothin would do it lord have mercy...I come into Cincinnati or almost to it, I come into traffic, naturally I take the cruise off for safe traveling. Well I'm in the fast lane, things are going good, I'm smoking a cig blaring the music got my pep up and I thought everyone was goin as fast as I was. Well the person that was following me at my speed turned out to be the po po. He pulls me over, asks for license, he says where you going? To Troy. What's in Troy? Well I'm going to the Pontiac Nationals in Norwalk, meetin a friend in Troy. What friend?? ...er, Cole? Oh okay, I have a friend in Troy. You were doing 80 in a 55, this is a construction zone. Oooooh I'm so sorry I didn't even notice the speed drop from 70! Well if your license comes up with no tickets I'll let you go. *in my head bells are going off hallelujahhhh!*
...then it clicks. Oh I'm on probation. He asks do you have any tickets? Well....I just had one but it got thrown out in court. Well I'll be right back STAY IN THE CAR!!!
Yes sir...
He comes back, slow it down. How far is Troy? About an hour and 15. KTHXBAI.
Yuuuup.
Explicit_Spade
Perma-Banned! JK LOL
02/08/2012 11:43 PM Mad Monkey maybe thats what "cut a shine" means.. to give a cop a hand job
Tuner-Extraordinaire
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Ah, and less we forget. So here I thought I was doin a good job and what not with my speed, had my cruise set 5 over faithfully dammit.
Nothin would do it lord have mercy...I come into Cincinnati or almost to it, I come into traffic, naturally I take the cruise off for safe traveling. Well I'm in the fast lane, things are going good, I'm smoking a cig blaring the music got my pep up and I thought everyone was goin as fast as I was. Well the person that was following me at my speed turned out to be the po po. He pulls me over, asks for license, he says where you going? To Troy. What's in Troy? Well I'm going to the Pontiac Nationals in Norwalk, meetin a friend in Troy. What friend?? ...er, Cole? Oh okay, I have a friend in Troy. You were doing 80 in a 55, this is a construction zone. Oooooh I'm so sorry I didn't even notice the speed drop from 70! Well if your license comes up with no tickets I'll let you go. *in my head bells are going off hallelujahhhh!*
...then it clicks. Oh I'm on probation. He asks do you have any tickets? Well....I just had one but it got thrown out in court. Well I'll be right back STAY IN THE CAR!!!
Yes sir...
He comes back, slow it down. How far is Troy? About an hour and 15. KTHXBAI.
Yuuuup.
Putz.
You should have gotten f*cked SO hard for that..
80 in a 55 in a construction zone. You would have had to work it off in county with big bubba.
98L36
New member
Mental math here.....you didn't notice the speed drop from 70, and your cruise was set for 5 over, yet you got busted for 80.
Last time I checked 70 + 5 = 75, not 80. :th_scratchhead:
Either your speedo is off or someone is lyin' :th_liar:
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Just had to point that out lol. One lucky dude for getting away with that though
Last time I checked 70 + 5 = 75, not 80. :th_scratchhead:
Either your speedo is off or someone is lyin' :th_liar:
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Just had to point that out lol. One lucky dude for getting away with that though
Wish I was there
Pontiac Man
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It was cool to finally see a gp drag race.