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the purpose of getting drunk



People spend hours at the toilet,

My Dells meet experience in a nutshell.
Sorry but I lol'ed at that one pretty loud..... was all that damn sugar.
same. i can drive after a few easy.
Thats what everyone says..... with a DUI.

Once upon a time I used to get inebriated beyond belief and then stumble my way home. I stopped doing that after I came bounding home one night with black eyes, etc etc. Could have been worse. People like to have knives.

So now I enjoy drinking socially, and unsocially. Just will not venture into true bars solo....

I do my best to stay below the hangover threshold.
Isn't it a felony in Canada if you get a DUI. When I went there in '06 I found out that I shouldn't of been allowed in the country because I have a DUI. The lady at international falls never ran my ID, just asked us about potatoes and wood. But it was also 3 a.m.?

-I can never get drunk enough to dance....I always feel like Elaine
 
To all you people who think its cool to get behind the wheel after a few....


FUUU.

Buy me another car when you total my next one for being ignorant.
 
if you saw me after a few, you'd let me drive too. i dont mean a few in an hour, i mean a few in a few hours.
 
Isn't it a felony in Canada if you get a DUI. When I went there in '06 I found out that I shouldn't of been allowed in the country because I have a DUI. The lady at international falls never ran my ID, just asked us about potatoes and wood. But it was also 3 a.m.?

-I can never get drunk enough to dance....I always feel like Elaine


Whoaaaaaah. I said "stumble home". Not drive home!
 


if you saw me after a few, you'd let me drive too. i dont mean a few in an hour, i mean a few in a few hours.

This

Most of the time I have 4-5 beers over a 3 hour period and the last hour not having anything. I sober up pretty quick
 
my friends do the STUPIDEST **** when they drink. i love it. i'm a social drinker, and i just love a good beer. i rarely get too crazy and i usually just have a blast when i drink. i am usually the one that is having the best time because i'm so relaxed and chill and i rarely have hangovers bc i don't drink too much. i know my limits and i never drive. (my uncle was killed by a drunk driver, and my younger brother is battling a DWI) that's my take on it. as long as you're smart about it, what does it hurt? it can be enjoyable, and has been proven to help heart health in moderation...
 
i have drank once, i had a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade, tasted so good...and then right before i finished the 6th bottle, the truck was on its side and i was scared out of my mind...i was stupid enough to drink and drive, not only that, it was my first time drinking, and the truck had no tread on the tires, which i knew, and it had a light back end...stupidest decision of my life

wow. true dumbass. :th_thumb-down::th_angry2::th_shakinghead2::th_wtf:
 


I'm all about drinking, it becomes almost a way of life in the military, at least at some point during your time in service. My friends and I used to hold the "beer olympics", that was fun. Bongs and shotguns all night long, last man standing wins. Although my consumption has gone down allot, I say I still throw a few, or 12 back once or twice a month.

To those talking about how you can drink a few, and still be fine to drive. Thats cool and everything, I understand what you mean. After 3 or 4 beers, I don't feel any different at all. However that's not what you need to worry about at that point, your state's legal limit is your main concern.
 
i agree with that statement as well, but due to my tolerance and ability to remove contaminants from my system, you cant really say im above 0.08 BAC (supposedly like 1 beer an hour) after having a few beers in a few hours.

tonight, however, ill be much over that. honestly, i wish my friends and i had an actual BAC meter because on some of our long nights a couple of us could probably easily blow close to 0.30.
 
Usually after a night of drinking if I'm driving I'm a little more careful driving even though I'm fine. I live in a college town and I've almost been hit by enough drunks.
 
My buddy got a DUI and bought his own handheld breathalizer we all have our own tips/mouthpieces for the thing and STRONGLY encourage eachother to use it before driving... Think he said he only paid like 50 bucks for it. Just gotta wait I think 15 minutes after your last drink to get a solid reading otherwise it says your like 5 times the legal limit when your really nowhere near it.
 
those things dont work. i drank hard, hard for a good few hours and it still told me i was blowing a .06. so unless im ****ing awesome then those cheap ones read way off.
 


Had no idea either.. was it later that night or next day? lol

hm, i thought you were doing well. i guess not.

Sorry but I lol'ed at that one pretty loud..... was all that damn sugar.

Lmao, I was in your guys bathroom the whole time we were in your room. Then some **** went down (sorry Ben...), we left, went back to our room, and same thing until about 4.

I also fell off the bed in your guys room.

Curse you Four Loko.
 
Whoaaaaaah. I said "stumble home". Not drive home!

Sorry, I forgot to put a question mark at the end...... it was meant to be a question.
And found it
Lmao, I was in your guys bathroom the whole time we were in your room. Then some **** went down (sorry Ben...), we left, went back to our room, and same thing until about 4.

I also fell off the bed in your guys room.

Curse you Four Loko.
I told you that stuff had way to much sugar to be slammin' them like you did.... and don't worry, it was partially my fault. But dayummm...until 4? Thought we left that room around 1......
 
OOOHHHHH.....

i remember that, lol.

We went down to the lobby and I was paranoid as ****. Everybody was looking at me all crazy.

WHAT CAN'T I BE DRUNK IN PUBLIC??

I told you that stuff had way to much sugar to be slammin' them like you did.... and don't worry, it was partially my fault. But dayummm...until 4? Thought we left that room around 1......

We left because that **** went down at like 12 or 1 I think, and then me and him went back to our room, I was laying on the floor in the bathroom (still throwing up), I got in the shower and passed out on the old people seat they provide.

Woke up like 2 hours later with magma hot water spraying in my face.

MFW:

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