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stupid ricer

nemesis

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was on my way home from grocery store on a four lanes street there i saw a 96 plus civic hatchback did a fly by pass me. i can see his car is lower with roll bar on the back. he seem to have a nice setup. he was like any where 1.5 to 2 cars length ahead of me. i wasn't expecting a race. all of a sudden he gun it and i did the same. we must of at least race up to about a block when i was up to his front door getting ready to pass him, then i saw him starting to braking his carWTF. what pissed me off was this ass claiming he beat me when he knew i'm about ready whoop his ass. i'm not sure if he's turbo or spray but when i was in 3rd gear i heard his exhaust back fire don't know if that mean anything. when we got to the red light he was on the turning lane and i was going straight cause i thought he wants to run again. i asked him to roll down his window and he did. i told him to race again he looked at me like a retard and turn. i saw him few time before and he's in the neighbor i'm sure i'll run into him again and i will get my satisfaction:th_winking:
 
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haha. I had something like that happen to me with my 5.0

I'm running 4.10's so rice racing isn't the best for the car, but a civic hatch (turbo) flew past me, slowed down enough for me to be about 1 car length.. then gunned it.

Before I could catch him he hit the brakes, but THEN we got a red light.

He's looking at me with a expected moronic face.. I just smiled.

Light turned green, I was already 1/4 mile away before he got off that light.

Next light he actually ran because he didn't want to be next to me. (haha)
 
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HA! thats pretty good. i wouldnt sweat it dude. vtec, ricer, huge stupid muffler crap. it all sucks. i actually had a kid and his friend in a late 90's ford taurus with a FART CAN try to race me last night. problem was we were about a block from the cop shop so i didnt go for it and they gunned it and thought they wooped me and were laughin and havin a good ole time. to bad for them about 2 miles later up the road the traffic cleared and i showed them what SHOULD have happened the first time. shouldve seen their faces. the friends face was awesome.
 


Ya...I have had some people do that to me..they take off without me knowing and right as im about to pass them they hit there brakes and next thing I know they are telling people there car beat a SC car..im like umm..if thats the case I have KILLLED ls1s getting on the freeway! lmao
 
I had a kid get REALLY mad at me one night when i destroyed his civic that had a fart can AND a ROLL CAGE!?. The passenger kept telling me how his sister had a car like mine and how it was nothing but a slow piece of sh**. I made him eat his words at the next light. :th_thumbsup-wink:
 
I had a kid get REALLY mad at me one night when i destroyed his civic that had a fart can AND a ROLL CAGE!?. The passenger kept telling me how his sister had a car like mine and how it was nothing but a slow piece of sh**. I made him eat his words at the next light. :th_thumbsup-wink:

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Just to make you feel even better there was a turbo couple (EK style I think), or whatever the '03 ish Civic coupes body code is. Anyways, rolling at around 65-70 and he rolls up and I could hear the loud BOV and figured alright...turbo car, highway run...might get beat...so he dropped it before I even honked and I got about a 5 second delay on his ass and reeled him in...took him about 4 times to figure it out that he wasn't going to win from any gear.

Ran into another pair of Honda's another night. One black hatch...slow, and loud...one run and he was done and got behind me so I went up to his buddy...a frankensteined 1st Gen Teggy with bronze wheels and HUGE SPOON BRAKES. Maybe it was fast? So we went from about a 70 and that thing didn't lose any ground on me at all...got to the gas station and he had a all motor Spoon B20 Type R with some crazy 13+:1 Comp. ratio, stroker 2.2, and 4.78 gears...so everytime he shifted it kept him in VTEC. Said he redlined at 10,800 and made power to 11K but was afraid of taking it that high...funny how you never know until you mash the gas...damn thing was awesome for a Integra...I'd rock it...said he made 238WHP on race gas!! All n/a 4 banger LOL
 


That teggy sounds pretty mean! I raced a teggy one time that had a BOV and FMIC. I still dont know if it actually had a turbo or not cuz he could only get to about my rear bumper and not move from there. He could have just had one of those fake BOV and a interfooler. At that point i had my gtp for two months and only had a CAI and HV1 tb from zzp.
 
lol yesterday there was a flat black honda civic with the usual 3 ft wing on the back, fart can exhaust behind me at a redlight... so of course when thelight turns green he attempts to pass me at 58649873987 rpms in first gear... i laughed, punched the throttle and walked away from him "while smoking tires" after i shifted into second gear it was like he was at a standstill as im smokin his ass. at the next red light he rolls up his windows in embarrasment i guess and turns left..... i love ricers lol.
 


i can relate...not a honda guy but a subaru guy...he lets off right as he put it in 3rd, right as im about to pass him. Its called a 100mph courtesy. What ever speed your start at, go 100 more, or at least 80.

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I was like wtf?! Ill just keep going :p. Btw it was an old guy with a santa claus beard, no joke.
 
Lol yeah i know what you all mean. Some idiot in his 90 whatever civic had a CF hood with the Honda symbol big enough to cover it stamped on there and he pulled up next to michele and released his bee hive, and we shifted into 2nd and flew past him and he almost **** himself!! lol his face was like :th_lipssealed1:! and then when we pulled out of the parking lot, he pulls up next to us again with his friend and his friend kept trying to get him to race and the guy kept nodding no, it was the funniest thing ever lol!
 
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