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Zombie Survival Test

We will all fallback to SMGPF headquarters, with our guns and booze, and bring as many women as possible on the way there.

So because of this new plan, I say we initiate an immediate re-modeling of GPF headquarters and make it zombie proof....

Can we still keep the glass toilet?

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Glass toilet will be busted in case of zombie emergency. This is to happen for when the zombies break our outer perimeter defence so that we can use the glass shards to cut the zombies heads off. Sorry bro... Plumbing will not work to well when zombies come as well. So..... How shall we fix this problem of taking craps and pissin?
 
You scored 67.6%.
Not bad! You ranked somewhere in the middle. You could do worse, but then again you could do better. Now might be a good time to buy a machete and stock up on canned foods...


You spent too much time helping others, in turn, the people you helped shanked you and turned you into zombie food. They took your girlfriend and had threesomes and lived happily ever after.
 


You scored 73.1%.
Well done! Your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse are better than average! Don't get too cocky, though. Remember, the undead never sleep...
 
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