Your Not funny is what she said.

[J_Ferguson]

So the ol lady ( The Wife ) gets up this morning
and goes flying into the washroom,
so being the smart a$$ i am go flying in behind her,
She says to me what the hell are you doing ?
I said well i was trying to figure out why you were changing
you nationality....!!
What the hell you talking about hun...?
well dam i seen you -- rushin -- in here like that
then i get in here and see -- your a peein --

Yeah took her a couple min to fig it out to lol

 

[archemedes]

your not getting any for a while are you

 

[Trannyman95]

lol and its that kind of humor that makes the world go round!

 

[s1795so2]

haha, I can just see the look she gave you when you said that. I actually wish I could've seen my own face when I read what you said. goofy that is all I have to say.

 

[Warhellride]

Your wife may not think you're funny, but I do. Although that'll be cold comfort when you're sleeping on the couch.

 

[MTXGTP]

thats great gave me a chuckle im suprised i didnt think about that

 

[UR LOSN]

gotta build yourself a bigger dog house.....