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Forget ur GF. Here's what we'll do, we'll go to the nearest zoo, I'll put on my all black, waterproof ninja suit, and while you're distracting the zoo keepers I'll steal one. And we can keep it at my house until your GF comes to her senses. GOD who wouldn't let you have a pet penguin? Thats just re-damn-diculous.
 


MiZzBeCcA said:
Forget ur GF. Here's what we'll do, we'll go to the nearest zoo, I'll put on my all black, waterproof ninja suit, and while you're distracting the zoo keepers I'll steal one. And we can keep it at my house until your GF comes to her senses. GOD who wouldn't let you have a pet penguin? Thats just re-damn-diculous.
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Lmao, sounds like a sweet plan.
 
Ide love a penguin. I know of a kid that stole one from the aquarium and kept it for a few days before his mom made him return it.
 
I am just wondering how you would keep a penguin...like...did you fill the waiting pool in back with ice and fish? LOL
 


I have always wanted a pet penguin. instead we have like 400 stuffed, plastic, glass, concrete, etc., penguins, lol
 
What the hell, your insane. Lol. For one thing, they are endangered and so keeping one would be illegal. Not to mention the ethical issues. It's no wonder girls think guys are so stupid.
 
Do it! Get a penguin! Who cares what she says? It'd be awesome an when it showed up she would prob go omg its so cute an let u keep it! I have personally always wanted a duck!
 
speedemongtp said:
Do it! Get a penguin! Who cares what she says? It'd be awesome an when it showed up she would prob go omg its so cute an let u keep it! I have personally always wanted a duck!
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Lmao that's probably true! Get one then! I know a guy that used to have a couple as pets and he said they actually acted kinda like dogs.
 




hacket said:
Sorry I tend to think of things like that from the animals point of view.


It is kinda funny to think about owning a penguin though:th_mischievious:
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Easy man. Don't go bringing logic and compassion into this...

Oh...and why not...

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-Swash
 
speedemongtp said:
Do it! Get a penguin! Who cares what she says? It'd be awesome an when it showed up she would prob go omg its so cute an let u keep it! I have personally always wanted a duck!
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I have caught a few ducks at my house (we have two ponds). I also caught one at Disney World as it was trying to get a fry from my friend. No one would take a pic of me with it tho. I was pissed.
 
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