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Working Retail

Sometimes I wish we could smack the crap out of customers. Some are just so ignorant when it comes to anything automotive or even mechanical. I don't have just one story to share. Every day is a story just like some of those already listed. Earlier this week, we had someone think it would be cute to take a crap in the urinal instead of the toilet...
 


danielle15 said:
This has been a couple years but i still remember it.
A couple had their little boy with them and I was back helping them with plumbing parts. (the plumbing bins are all super crowded and bin tags are pretty much on top of each other). The kid takes his finger to the edge of one tag and slides it all the way down the rack a good 12 feet, knocking off every single bing tag. The only thing I could think to say(very nicely might i add since the kid was like 5 or 6), was oh my, what did you just do. His mom looks up to me and goes "how dare you talk to my son that way".

Seriously? I have to pick up and redo 100+ bin tags that your little hellian of a child just screwed up and your gonna yell at me and tell him thats a good little boy. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids...or shouldn't be allowed to breed in general. Please do society a favor and do not pass your stupidity down to the next generation.

Isn't this thread making everyone feel better? lol
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i hate most kids in general. i fucking hate it when kids come up and hold on and try and turn the bag turny thing. then the parents are like no dont do that. and they still do it. or they press the buttons on the card reader and it makes the annoying ring.
 
4THGENCAMAROFAN said:
Smack? That's it? lol
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bahahaha. im sure we would all love to do more than smack some people. sometimes id like to take a deadblow hammer off the shelf and 'smack' them in the head.

btw, totally random to 4thgencamarofan...i love DQ's chocolate covered strawberry blizzard :)
 


Oh the card readers... beep beep beep beeeeep Luckily, the power cord is easily accessible from behind the counter.
 
danielle15 said:
bahahaha. im sure we would all love to do more than smack some people. sometimes id like to take a deadblow hammer off the shelf and 'smack' them in the head.

btw, totally random to 4thgencamarofan...i love DQ's chocolate covered strawberry blizzard :)
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Meh, I cant eat much from that place anymore. Just about everything makes me sick with the exception of hot fudge malts for whatever reason. Everything else i have to eat in very small quanities, i guess that's what i get for being there for 2 1/2 years.

You can call me 4THGEN or Austin...sometimes people call me purple too, your choice. :th_winking:
 
I work at Kroger, and our customers are so rude and nasty. I swear, every day someone s**ts and somehow it gets all over the bathroom stalls or they ride around on the handicapped carts with poo dripping from their pant leg or something so incredibly disgusting. I want to quit so bad, but nowhere else is hiring and I need the money. :(
 
Worked at a clothing store for four years. Worst thing I ever saw was a used condom in one of our fitting room. People are just sickos
 


4THGENCAMAROFAN said:
Meh, I cant eat much from that place anymore. Just about everything makes me sick with the exception of hot fudge malts for whatever reason. Everything else i have to eat in very small quanities, i guess that's what i get for being there for 2 1/2 years.

You can call me 4THGEN or Austin...sometimes people call me purple too, your choice. :th_winking:
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Im horrible with names, so I will try my bestest to remember.
looooveee your car too btw. good choice with purple :)
 
i had an old person come to my register with a scooter. she wanted a cart so i got her one. so i had to drive the scooter back to the door. meanwhile im smelling sh1t this whole time. so i (NOT SEXUALLY) looked at her ass to just make sure, and sure enough she had a sh1t stain. so i cleaned the seat like 5 times with cleaner, put 10 layers of papertowels on the seat and sat one one side. i was sooo disgusted!
 
i remember closing at kmart, we did our walk around and found a passed out drunk old guy in the dressing room, he took a s*** in the corner on top of it
 


Oh the stories I have to tell. I worked at stop and shop, advance auto parts, GNC and vitamin world (where I work now). The sh*t i've seen and had to deal with. Thankfully I have yet to tell a customer off/give an attitude but there have been customers so focking stupid and swing on the nuts of people on TV, " OMGZ DR. OZ TALKED ABOUT AFRICAN MANGOZ FOR TEH WEIGHT LOSZ i MUST HAVE IT!!!11 Listen you stupid w*ore(is that a swear on here? lol) this bullsh*t product will not help you lose weight. Get your fat azz on a tread mill, shut your damn mouth in between your 3 meals and take a multi. TADA!!!! Weight loss!!!! Thank me later. Now I have people calling the store looking for potassium iodide due to "radiation fallout" from japan. REALLY? IN CT?
 
we have some real dick customers that come into best buy. this one guy the other day kept trying to buy a LEMONADE but his card kept declining and he blamed it on me and called me a jew ****. seriously dude maybe if you didnt blow all your money you could afford a 1.79 lemonade. then he walked out and said if he see's anyone wearing a best buy shirt hes gonna kick their ass.
 
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