• The site migration is complete! Hopefully everything transferred properly from the multiple decades old software we were using before. If you notice any issues please let me know, thanks! Also, I'm still working on things like chatbox, etc so hopefully those will be working in the next week or two.

Words that make you cringe.

- Swagger
- Anything with izzle at the end
- Child Support
- Taxes
- Blown Head Gaskets
- Cadillac Eldorado (i miss that car but the biggest headache ever)
- Your going to watch the kids while I go to a party (WTF!)
- Snobs
- Pregnancy
- ClubGP
- Honda
- Toyota Supra MK3
- FnF
- Prison
- Butt Plugs
 


We need to talk

anything that the dealership has to say

It cant be fixed

diarrhea

explosive-diarrhea

Your fired

Your bill is due

Your bill is in collection

We are taking it out of your check
 
girlfriend:happy fathers day!

boyfriend:im not a father?

girlfriend:about that

:eek:


Funny as $hit!!!

Also a repeat. OBAMA, he did say change was coming. Well damned if it didn't get here. Thanks for pushing us further towards being a 3rd world country. Globalization???? ha another word for for turning the U.S into nothing but a service country instead if a global power. Would you like to super-size that???
 
Dad- Did you find the missing bolt?
Me- Yep, in the oil pan, along with 13,563,242 pieces of #1 piston
Dad- Well, at least you found it :th_laugh-lol2:


Wife- is the car done yet? (This 3 days after I lunched the motor and was still in the process of locating a replacement and the funds to do so).

IT guys- You can't put that phone system on MY network.

ANY Phone Provider- "The lines test fine, it must be your PBX equipment"
 


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