Ha, some Asian twat in a CR-V pulled out in front of me on a horrifically busy two-lane here. Stupid ***** didn't even look, and I almost flat-spotted my tires braking. I got next to her at a light, and started screaming at her, and she turned her head. Weeellllll...I had just picked up Chinese, and I had a thing of cherry sauce(which I hate), so I carefully popped the lid, honked, and when she looked, chucked it all over her side window!
I also had another semi come bombing out of a truckstop parking lot without slowing down once. Two-lane again, damn near jack-knifed. Followed him up over the freeway, and he got in the turn lane. He wouldn't look at me, so I chucked a half-full 1-liter of MD at him. Right through the window, caught him in the shoulder, just as the light turned green. Flipped him off, and took off up the road. He tried following, but I was hauling air, and a couple cars got in between before it went back to two-lane.
Moral of the stories:
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M SCREAMING AT YOU!!!!!!!!