Friday: we stayed in a hotel with a time machine for a shower
Saturday: Hopefully some of you can help me fill in the blanks because I don't remember much past bowling. I kind of feel like I was in the hangover.
When my leave the hotel adventure started, I was in the hotel drinking and chatting it up with some old lady who was trying to hook me up with her daughter.
I for whatever reason decided to leave there and based on some of the pics I have on my camera, I walked around town for a long time before finding a bar which turned out to be a gay bar where I continued drinking.
The rest of this is what I've been told happened: At some point Josh with the GXP came and saved my butthole from the gays. He took me back to the hotel bar where I chatted it up with the old lady some more and bought a bunch of tequila shots and left a hundred dollar bill on the bar when I left. I somehow made it upstairs where I tried to leave the room, but was not allowed to. Someone shoved me into my sleeping bag where I got woke up a few hours later for brunch which I was still wasted for.
And... I just found out I was calling every ones room saying "sucky sucky 5 dorra" looking for the track girls that were in town.
So saturday night went for nick, ben, jaren, jacob, and I like this
bowled
listened to crazy guy out side of hyvee
Got back to hotel rode the elevator from the top floor (our rooms) to the lobby and back up to 8 because ben got exicited pushing buttons on the board.
Drank beer
changed rooms
drank moar beer
Found out Explicit was lost
looked for him in the strip club, decided it was a good place to stay
15min later ben figures out he is in a strip club
ben falls asleep in said strip club
Leave strip club at 2ish
Walked down dark alley to the parking garage with some fear of getting stabbed
Made it back in the hotel
Then I got locked outta my room had to call walrus a couple times to wake his bro up to let me in.
Get in the room pass out on floor.
You mean this didn't happen to everybody?Think I drank to quick at the bowling alley... then at the hotel.
Friday: we stayed in a hotel with a time machine for a shower
Saturday: Hopefully some of you can help me fill in the blanks because I don't remember much past bowling. I kind of feel like I was in the hangover.
When my leave the hotel adventure started, I was in the hotel drinking and chatting it up with some old lady who was trying to hook me up with her daughter.
I for whatever reason decided to leave there and based on some of the pics I have on my camera, I walked around town for a long time before finding a bar which turned out to be a gay bar where I continued drinking.
The rest of this is what I've been told happened: At some point Josh with the GXP came and saved my butthole from the gays. He took me back to the hotel bar where I chatted it up with the old lady some more and bought a bunch of tequila shots and left a hundred dollar bill on the bar when I left. I somehow made it upstairs where I tried to leave the room, but was not allowed to. Someone shoved me into my sleeping bag where I got woke up a few hours later for brunch which I was still wasted for.
And... I just found out I was calling every ones room saying "sucky sucky 5 dorra" looking for the track girls that were in town.
he asked me to hold his cup so he could pull his pants up..
mi or oh meet? Someone make it happen already.