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Wacky expressions

Andrew_99GTP

Andrew_99GTP

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I saw the thread "Ever Hear The Expression" and it got me thinking. I have heard a few wacky expressions in my day, but what about the rest of GPF. Post them up if you have any. Remember keep it clean though.

I will submit............

Two world fairs and a buzzard F'ing contest I ain't ever seen anything like this before.
 


Oh this could get crazy here, so I'll step in perhaps a little preemptively and just ask everyone to please keep it clean and reasonable. That said, I too am kinda eager to hear some of the wacky expressions people have. I cant think of any good ones at the moment but I will keep this in mind.
 


I'd rather wirebrush a wildcat's hair in a crowded phone booth than participate in this thread.

Ooops, nevermind.
 
^lol, that's quality stuff guys. "Angrier than a one legged man at a rat stomp"
"stomp a mudhole in your @$$ and walk it dry" "took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down" "madder than a hairlip at a spelling bee" "dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya"

yeah, i know, borderline, huh Scotty...? :D
 


You better brush your teeth with ketchup, so they'll taste better when I knock em down your throat
 


"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
 
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