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Once the car gets repainted, wait a couple of years, then make a nice AM visit in all black to her car and loosen this and loosen that, she will be wondering who all she pissed off recently and not two years ago. At least that's how I get my payback. I don't need to get inside your car to fvck it up, just under it.:th_sinister:

Or Banana in the tailpipe! - YouTube
 
3 foot zip ties are so much fun, when zipped on a drive shaft, like 20 of them, all at different angles around the shaft, makes a cool sound.
 
no vids, its awful sounding tho. you wont get far driving as you cant help but feel/hear it hitting the bottom of the car.

the stuff we used to do to travelers rental cars is insane. tied rope to the car, then the bush in front of them, greased wiper blades/door handles. my favorite, caulking the doors shut. all of them lol if its a white car, they cant see it till the wtf moment happens lol


you had to feel out who could take this abuse and laugh it off, some guys dont deal with this kind of BS very well lol
 


it happens, the rules were you dont mess with a guys personal truck, just rentals.

one guy dint take it well, called the office ratted us out. but he was a dick anyways.

ive had all the above done to my rentals at one time or another. the best one was mike, the guy who trained me, would take ply wood, draw a huge cock and balls on it, then cut it out with a jig saw, then plant it in your bag, or tool box so you find it days later, one of these cut outs made it all over the country, passed off guy to guy carrying on the gag lol people started to sign it lol like ive been here lol
 


i forgot a few events that were bad lol. I hope no cops are reading this lol. when i ws about 17 years of age my cousins would get some fireworks and take out all the powder and put it in a black film canister and wrap it with tape and light the fuse. then they have they really brainy idea to then wrap it in fiberglass yeah that one was more of an m-80 it left a hole about 3 feet deep and set car alarms off for about 2 miles out.
 
when i was a "kid" my brother and i, did some really dumb stuff, like took the shell off a shot gun shell, then hit the cap with a hammer and screw driver, yeah it was loud, blew my brothers hand of the screw driver.

then we un wrapped a roman candle that was a dud. took the powder and the little balls and put it in a pile, fuse to it and lit it. the candle balls shot everywhere one rose up and like attacked my brothers arm, like it was drawn to him, it came up slow, then turned into his sleeve of his t shirt, and it stayed there till it burnt out, one huge blister later and a burnt off sleeve.

try telling your mother how that one happened.

its also not good when your 14 years old and know all the cops names because they keep catching you riding mini bikes or dirt bikes or hell why not, a go cart on the streets lol

at 15 i got caught driving my dads old work truck, a 77 gmc with a 4 speed trans. cop told my dad i was a good driver too. cop was shocked it was stick when he pulled me out of the truck too. no one ever asked how i learned how to drive stick either. i figured it out all on my own, in the drive way, then took it out. i was driving it to school for about a month too. i had some balls.

my generation had it pretty soft cop wise, the guys a few years before me ran like a pack of wild animals, and never got in any trouble at all.

these days, i would have been locked up by now if i was a kid doing the same stuff i used to do.
 
thats funny


on my moms side they did the dumbest of things. I still wonder why i have 2 arms and 2 legs. My only 2 boy cousins were the ones that showed me all the carp you could do with fireworks I will never show my kids how to do any of that. I never relised that i could have lost an arm with my sight. I am losing my hearing from all the explosions and loud music.


EDIT: we used piccolo pete's powder to make bombs just dont compact them


EDIT2: when i was younger i played with fire as in burning things idk why but i like fire when i was younger
 
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ericspecullaas said:
thats funny


on my moms side they did the dumbest of things. I still wonder why i have 2 arms and 2 legs. My only 2 boy cousins were the ones that showed me all the carp you could do with fireworks I will never show my kids how to do any of that. I never relised that i could have lost an arm with my sight. I am losing my hearing from all the explosions and loud music.


EDIT: we used piccolo pete's powder to make bombs just dont compact them


EDIT2: when i was younger i played with fire as in burning things idk why but i like fire when i was younger
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i love fire. It's so fun :P
 
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