jcmonteman
Banned Trolling GPF
lol...well i am a bored to death high schooler...sorry, but i worked over 20 hours in two days, i was tired...today was my bored day lol
the "clever" bot
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redlinepontiac
New member
havent you heard of kitty cannon? or dirt bike?
jcmonteman
Banned Trolling GPF
lol...my ipod was dead and i was waiting for it to recharge
Slowpoke
So not banned.
me-hello?
cb-hello!
me-so you're the clever bot eh?
cb-i'm not a liar!
me-ok, this is stupid.
cb- your feelings are irrelevant to this conversation.
me-ethug bot.
cb-danger mouse!
me-I've been sleeping with your mom for a couple weeks now. When I become your new dad, I'm kicking you out of the house.
cb-but where will I go?
me-that's irrelevant to this conversation.
cb-hello!
me-so you're the clever bot eh?
cb-i'm not a liar!
me-ok, this is stupid.
cb- your feelings are irrelevant to this conversation.
me-ethug bot.
cb-danger mouse!
me-I've been sleeping with your mom for a couple weeks now. When I become your new dad, I'm kicking you out of the house.
cb-but where will I go?
me-that's irrelevant to this conversation.
redlinepontiac
New member
mine keeps saying por que
selliott
I break stuff
jcmonteman
Banned Trolling GPF
^^ yeah, and its hilarious because it actually works...you just gotta keep trying until he plays along
TLSheff
New member
LOL
What is the answer to the great question. Of life, meaning, of everything.
Noone knows. Do you?
Yes the answer is a number, the number is 42.
I'm not dailing any number you know.
Dailing? you mean dialing? I didn't ask you to call it.
Are you pulling my leg?
:th_laugh-lol2:
What is the answer to the great question. Of life, meaning, of everything.
Noone knows. Do you?
Yes the answer is a number, the number is 42.
I'm not dailing any number you know.
Dailing? you mean dialing? I didn't ask you to call it.
Are you pulling my leg?
:th_laugh-lol2:
SlowNA06
New member
Cleverbot: You can fix them.
User: We can make them stronger.
Cleverbot: Really? How?
User: Buttresses.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Architecture rules.
Cleverbot: Do you know architecture?
User: Somewhat; I am an amateur.
Cleverbot: What kind of games do you create ?
User: Mostly imaginary ones.
Cleverbot: Let me hear some.
User: Doot doot doot beep beep.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
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Cleverbot: My proof is my opinion. Boys are better.
User: Are you a priest?
Cleverbot: No. I am no better than you are.
User: That explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: We can make them stronger.
Cleverbot: Really? How?
User: Buttresses.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Architecture rules.
Cleverbot: Do you know architecture?
User: Somewhat; I am an amateur.
Cleverbot: What kind of games do you create ?
User: Mostly imaginary ones.
Cleverbot: Let me hear some.
User: Doot doot doot beep beep.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
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Cleverbot: My proof is my opinion. Boys are better.
User: Are you a priest?
Cleverbot: No. I am no better than you are.
User: That explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
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jcmonteman
Banned Trolling GPF
lmao...if you actually spell something out in binary, like i think you were trying, but you failed because binary only has 8 0's and 1's
but it actually responds normally, just like if the binary was actual letters...that is if you know what your doing and you still spell it right
but it actually responds normally, just like if the binary was actual letters...that is if you know what your doing and you still spell it right
I have already judged you.
No you did not.
Yes, i have. I have come to the conclusion i am smarter than you.
And oh as I fade away, they'll all look at me and say, Hey look at him I'll never live that way But that's ok their just afraid to change.
Whats that have to do with what i just said?
I'm guessing you function by having a large database of many questions and tyring to match your response to what other people type in.
Hmmm i think i win? lol.
more.
You should stay on topic.
What if I don't want to?
I will spank you?
Oo, getting kinky.
Which position do you like it in?
Cowgirl position.
No you did not.
Yes, i have. I have come to the conclusion i am smarter than you.
And oh as I fade away, they'll all look at me and say, Hey look at him I'll never live that way But that's ok their just afraid to change.
Whats that have to do with what i just said?
I'm guessing you function by having a large database of many questions and tyring to match your response to what other people type in.
Hmmm i think i win? lol.
more.
You should stay on topic.
What if I don't want to?
I will spank you?
Oo, getting kinky.
Which position do you like it in?
Cowgirl position.
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RegorHtims
Fuel For The Soul
I got it to make me a sandwich and the clean up the kitchen.
16MustangVet
New member
Why use this clever bot thing when Im married to one?!
I ask my wife things daily and she gives me random useless answers every damn time..........:th_laugh-lol3:
I ask my wife things daily and she gives me random useless answers every damn time..........:th_laugh-lol3:
SlowNA06
New member
Disturbing. Fascinating. Disturbing.
For those inclined to chemical alterations, have a hit or three to unwind before you click. Think about what your life means. Think about the future.
Disturbing Conversation Between Chatbots | Disinformation
For those inclined to chemical alterations, have a hit or three to unwind before you click. Think about what your life means. Think about the future.
Disturbing Conversation Between Chatbots | Disinformation
Tremayne0126
New member
User: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You liked the joke? Most people just roll their eyes.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Cause I am.
Cleverbot: You are goth?
User: Maybe. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a person.
User: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?
Cleverbot: If a tree falls on a mime does anyone care?
User: Only if the mime is your mom.
Cleverbot: I wish your death.
Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You liked the joke? Most people just roll their eyes.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Cause I am.
Cleverbot: You are goth?
User: Maybe. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a person.
User: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?
Cleverbot: If a tree falls on a mime does anyone care?
User: Only if the mime is your mom.
Cleverbot: I wish your death.
