The Chat quotes Thread

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7:37 PM <Explicit_Spade>

I don't beat my own meat, ever. That's what I have women for.

 

[Explicit_Spade]

9:38 PM <matt5112> he could break the 3800 1/4 mile record, most of us will still not like the guy.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Matt what did I tell you about talking behind my back

 

[matt5112]

This:

Its okay Matt, I <3 you. You can spoon with me anytime.

 

[SerenityGTO]

<SerenityGTP> you know you secretly want a 12second prius
<4THGENCAMAROFAN> "hey look a prius"...."hey it just trapped over 100..WTF?"

 

[Explicit_Spade]

4:31 PM <RareGMFan> i don't know if we're ready for white trash queers

 

[Explicit_Spade]

4:52 PM <Slowpoke> punk ass grand prix owners

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

7:00 PM <Drunkie> You haven't completed full sexual exploration if you can't look at a mans penis

 

[Explicit_Spade]

6:16 PM <Slowpoke> Is this like some kinda wierd cleaning is kinky cyber game?

 

[SerenityGTO]

<RareGMFan>

"...you know....procreating with your sister is a sin, son"​

 

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

7:45 PM <RareGMFan>

safest bet is to assume all women are wh0res, and just be pleasently surprised if you run into one that isn't​

 

[Explicit_Spade]

6:55 PM <99PGPGT> why did you emphasize long brandon??

 

[trewyn15]

8:19 PM <matt5112> rimjobs on planes

 

[SerenityGTO]

<RareGMFan>

off to play the best FPS game of all time: basketball​

 

[trewyn15]

8:30 PM <01gpgt01> It started with a kiss now it burns when I piss!

 

[Explicit_Spade]

8:30 PM <01gpgt01> It started with a kiss now it burns when I piss!

 

[brandonl2000]

8:50 PM <Explicit_Spade> Bananaramadingdong!

 

[01gpgt01]

TheOtherNick>

we raped you guys on the way back​

 

[blueguy]

9:13 PM <Explicit_Spade> I wasn't planning on running at Nats because its going to be a cluster****, but now I guess I'm going to have to so blue and slow stfu

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

1:08 AM <rynoman03> will she kiss you where you pee is the important thing ?
1:08 AM <Drunkie> tickle her beaver with it and she will think different
1:07 AM <ZR1Vette09> lady friend won't kiss me if it grows she says
1:07 AM <ZR1Vette09> not keeping it past saturday