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stupid lookin ricer sunfire

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This shouldn't be in the kill section, should be in the bullying section haha jus kick his ass once more and just leave it at that,
 


Confusingboat said:
Knowing the typical ricer he'd just make up some excuse as to why he had a slow time. Probably some bull**** like "turbo lag" LOL.
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Our local track you race all you can for the same price... I'd just go and put down one time, he will probably never come within a second of your slowest time no matter how many runs and mods he does.
 
Slowpoke said:
+1, i freakin love sunfires. They look so damn clean. And they have nice power stock, and with mods.....look out.


To the OP, nice kill. I envy the fact the a ricer saw fit to mess with you. I've seen ricers do a complete about face when I end up next to them. I see them out acting like Paul Walker, revving at people, trying to start races at every light. Then when I'm next to them, all of the sudden they are on there way to church, and try to sit up straight, turn their hat around to the front instead of off to the side, turn the G music down...all that stuff. Not that I would waste gas on any of them, but I still think it's funny.
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My bro has a sunfire. they do not have power at all. they would run high high 16`s or into the 17s stock.
My Grand Am SE 3400 would destroy it. a Grand Prix 3800 supercharged or not would kill it LOL. Havent seen any fast sunfires around here. just a few Hondas. i love hondas, when done properly (clean ride with a lip, nice paintjob and about 16 inch rims, engine swap, turbo etc)
 
Confusingboat said:
Knowing the typical ricer he'd just make up some excuse as to why he had a slow time. Probably some bull**** like "turbo lag" LOL.
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i got a buddy running a b18c turbod civic (EG Hatch) running 11`s LOL. and thats not even done yet.
They aint slow when done right. id love to have a civic so that when i suped it up, people that have a domestic car that think they could smoke me cause im a `ricer` would get destroyed.
alot of people dont even understand what ricer even means.
 
And the turbo lag comment was a play on this dbag's electric "turbo". The joke being that there is no turbo lag with an electric supercharger, but the dude is probably too stupid to know that since he bought one in the first place.
 


There are no power GAINS from an electric supercharger anyways...unless its cool to duct tape a leaf blower to your intake?
 
My wife has a 2005 sunfire. She likes it. Its good on gas and kinda quick for a I-4. And she made it look pretty tight. You can make these things fast if you got the money. Just need the engine and tranny from a '07+ cobalt ss and you'll be 0-60 in about 5 seconds.

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ok I found homie last night and told him he was gonna get his rematch.after work I also told him to make sure his "TURBO" was running full boost so it would be a fair race he said "awesome I've been waiting to kick your A$%" well we met at the last light on the access road after work I told him this is it after this race no matter who wins it is a dead horse (I almost couldn't keepa straight face when I said this) if I win the harasment will stop or HR will be called. I wished him luck he said "you're the one who is gonna need luck. I said whatever dude. we lined up at the light when it turned green I kept up with him giving him a fender than I dropped back a little more giving him a full car than I thought f this I popped the sunroof and floored it as I blew by him I threw the single finger salute.I can't wait to go to woek today.
 


papaspanky said:
ok I found homie last night and told him he was gonna get his rematch.after work I also told him to make sure his "TURBO" was running full boost so it would be a fair race he said "awesome I've been waiting to kick your A$%" well we met at the last light on the access road after work I told him this is it after this race no matter who wins it is a dead horse (I almost couldn't keepa straight face when I said this) if I win the harasment will stop or HR will be called. I wished him luck he said "you're the one who is gonna need luck. I said whatever dude. we lined up at the light when it turned green I kept up with him giving him a fender than I dropped back a little more giving him a full car than I thought f this I popped the sunroof and floored it as I blew by him I threw the single finger salute.I can't wait to go to woek today.
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love it
 
they buy these sunfires and cavaliers and stick a fart cannon and rims that cost more then the car.. lol
 
Confusingboat said:
This is on a completely different level than the dbag referred to in this thread. Imo that wouldn't be rice, it would just be an interesting project car choice.
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well just trying to give the sunfire the benefit of the doubt. Looks like his "turbo" wasn't on. Good kill story and love that he got a ticket lol
 
I finally found homie last night I guess he has been avoiding me. I said whats up as I walked by figuring he would be a bit humbled well I was wrong he said "F##$K Y** cheater you cheated and you know it" I said I am not sure how i cheated but hey cool you just need to get rid of the sh**B*x and get a real car or maybe lose the leave blower under your hood. I walked away as he spewed profanity directed @ me it was kinda funny too the more he talks the dumber he sounds.:th_wtf:
 


haha this absolutely made my day, theres a cavy in my town and a v6 mustang and all they do is drive up and down the main drag and "rice" people... needless to say i gave one a 3 car head start in my gtp, i past him so bad it would take him 3 days to catch up and do the traditional "ricer fly by"! LMFAO
 
He sounds like one of those guys who goes on the second honk not the third. I wouldn't waste another oz. of premium on this kid!
 
papaspanky said:
The dope in the gay little sunfire that could not beat me in my N/A 02 Bonneville tried to race me in my 06 GP Gt SC needless to say I lost him so fast I think the gay tribal graphic stickers got blown off his car by my wake. I don't street race but could not resist cause he pulled up on the side of me at the light and revved his ricer engine. when the light turned green I was gone. not sure where he is cause he ended up so far behind. Friends don't let friends drive gay blue sunfires unless they are GIRLS:th_thumbsup-wink:
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wow, you sure showed him.
 
why are you guys calling sunfires ricers? they're american cars, and they're also made from the same company as grand prix's... WTF?

and why do you have a topic about street racing a family sedan? I mean I have a 2006 Grand prix and ya i eliminated the muffler, K & N filter, and yes, a different spoiler painted to match but not "ricer" but thanks to goons like some people, my v 6 engine is suddenly fueled by rice, and any modification to my body suddenly makes it even more japanese.. and a spoiler? fogetaboutit! it's a subtle spoiler that looks factory, and not racer...
 
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