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Stupid drivers in parking lots

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I was in my spot in the Wal-Mart parking lot. There was a car to the left blocking the whole lane so I couldn't go left , and a car to the right who was over enough that I could safely pull out and turn right to be on my way. Right when I started to pull out some guy in a beat up old Saturn ion comes flying by at 20+ mph on the left side of the lot lane (It was a two way lane). I slammed on my brakes as he trades paint with my bumper. I get out and hes yelling "THATS YOUR FAULT YOU ****ER! WE CAN CALL THE COPS BUT ITS YOUR FAULT STUPID KID!" I didn't say a word, looked at my bumper and started rubbing it. It rubbed off thank God. I looked at him as hes yelling at me, watched his eyes drop down to the 9mm I carry around with me on my belt (Open carry), said "Have a Merry Christmas". Got back into my car and watched him floor it on a icy surface and burn out trying to leave, I gently pulled out and went on my way.

Some people.
 


Yeah I know it might sound as a dickish thing to say, but the only time I ever had issue with drivers on a parking lot was at two places. Church and Walmart. I don't go to any of those places anymore.
 
Never had an issue at church. I needed to go to wally world though, I should have just parked in the back like usual but it was like -5 out :(
 
I work at Kroger and people are forever driving like asses. Best one was some 20ish year old girl in a rusted saturn who ran the stop sign and was on the phone as I was pushing carts into the building. She hit the carts and ripped her bumper off blamed me for just darting across the road without looking. I pointed at the stop sign, my yellow vest, the stop bar, and the yellow ped crossing stuff on the road and told her she ran a stop sign. Manager came out said "you had your vest and used a cart strap right" I said yep and its her fault. Also had a few witnesses. Yesterday had some guy pull into a parking spot to fast slid on snow and crashed into a cart corral.
 


Russosaur said:
I work at Kroger and people are forever driving like asses. Best one was some 20ish year old girl in a rusted saturn who ran the stop sign and was on the phone as I was pushing carts into the building. She hit the carts and ripped her bumper off blamed me for just darting across the road without looking. I pointed at the stop sign, my yellow vest, the stop bar, and the yellow ped crossing stuff on the road and told her she ran a stop sign. Manager came out said "you had your vest and used a cart strap right" I said yep and its her fault. Also had a few witnesses. Yesterday had some guy pull into a parking spot to fast slid on snow and crashed into a cart corral.
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Reminds me of when I was in the crosswalk walking into the mall and some stupid b*tch thought she was too important to stop for pedestrians. I was probably 18 or 19 at the time and my brother and our cousin was with us. They were both 13 or 14. Anyway, stupid b*tch tries to drive around us as we are near the middle of the crosswalk. I was at the lead, stopped my brother and cousin so they didn't get hit because her car literally brushed me as she went around. As the rear quarter panel was at me I hauled back and punched it as hard as I could.

She stopped in the middle of the road then and got out trying to act all ghetto and sh*t. She said she was going to go tell security and everything else. I told her go ahead, I'll wait.

I walked in behind her (meanwhile her car was still running in the middle of the road) and she walked right past security and went right back out the door and got in her car and left.
 
funny how the sight of a side arm shuts most morons right up. and a parking lot speed limit is 10 mph. so his fault really.
 
One of my friends told me because its a parking lot that stop signs in them you don't need to stop for because its not a public road or something same for speed limits. I said you run it and hit someone see how that goes.
 


Russosaur said:
One of my friends told me because its a parking lot that stop signs in them you don't need to stop for because its not a public road or something same for speed limits. I said you run it and hit someone see how that goes.
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That is actually the truth. Stop signs in parking lots are just "suggestions", but pedestrians still have the right of way. There was this one time though that the mall got tired of people flying through the parking lot so they called the state police to watch the lot. I was walking out after watching a movie or something, and two unwitting jackasses came flying through the parking lot and all of a sudden a cop pulls out from one of the loading areas and lit both of them up.

Was quite hilarious.
 
ericspecullaas said:
I hate church people.
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the old guy who lives next to my friend goes to church a easy 10 times a day to different churches all around. he drives like the biggest asshat you ever saw. he's almost hit me countless times. hes one of them i own this street and just backs out of his driveway full speed, why look first right?
 


Scotty I did work for a church they are far worse. Praise Jesus and your an a hole. I really hate them. I do have something funny about 1 pastor. My dad was doing some artwork for him he left in a huff because it wasnt done fast but his cell phone called the office with a hot mic. Yeah we heard his true colors.
 
Scottydoggs said:
the old guy who lives next to my friend goes to church a easy 10 times a day to different churches all around. he drives like the biggest asshat you ever saw. he's almost hit me countless times. hes one of them i own this street and just backs out of his driveway full speed, why look first right?
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We usually just get old people who don't pay attention and bump into things.
 
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