Bio248
DUI BABY
ive just got a few things to rant about. yes, i was one of the people that was out at 6:00 AM this morning. i am a TRUE alcoholic, but what can you do? oh, sorry if youre irish, but **** you too.
A) the ***** bartender who yelled at the other bartender for giving us deals: youre a bad bartender. the reason to give deals is so i keep coming back to you. you just lost a customer, you stupid *****. youre the hottest one behind the bar so you actually should have been the one giving out the deals, but youre just a dumb slut who knows nothing about sales. did i go to school with you too? oh, that's right. you dont care because youre ****ing dumb.
B) the people that decided to put their careers on hold for a day of drinking: are you ****ing serious? go back to work and get out of the bar.
C) the people that have their kids at the bar who should clearly be in school: no way that you thought this was a good idea. when i was young if my parents decided to take me out of school because i was irish and it was st. patrick's day the people behind the desk would have laughed and said "oh hell no". put your 10 year old kids back in school and stop ruining their future for a moronic holiday that you think should be a national one. where is my german holiday? not one? oh, that's because im not a ****ing douche.
and just for extra ranting, the guy who thinks it is cool to sit outside with his windows down and system up drinking a beer: youre white, stop listening to hip hop. youre also like 30, get a ****ing life. i will throw rocks at your car when youre not looking because i think youre a dick. if you ask me about it later ill admit it because i was drinking at 6 AM and would rather you hate me and respect my quiet time than sit outside and act like your 14. **** you.
i was still drunk writing this.
A) the ***** bartender who yelled at the other bartender for giving us deals: youre a bad bartender. the reason to give deals is so i keep coming back to you. you just lost a customer, you stupid *****. youre the hottest one behind the bar so you actually should have been the one giving out the deals, but youre just a dumb slut who knows nothing about sales. did i go to school with you too? oh, that's right. you dont care because youre ****ing dumb.
B) the people that decided to put their careers on hold for a day of drinking: are you ****ing serious? go back to work and get out of the bar.
C) the people that have their kids at the bar who should clearly be in school: no way that you thought this was a good idea. when i was young if my parents decided to take me out of school because i was irish and it was st. patrick's day the people behind the desk would have laughed and said "oh hell no". put your 10 year old kids back in school and stop ruining their future for a moronic holiday that you think should be a national one. where is my german holiday? not one? oh, that's because im not a ****ing douche.
and just for extra ranting, the guy who thinks it is cool to sit outside with his windows down and system up drinking a beer: youre white, stop listening to hip hop. youre also like 30, get a ****ing life. i will throw rocks at your car when youre not looking because i think youre a dick. if you ask me about it later ill admit it because i was drinking at 6 AM and would rather you hate me and respect my quiet time than sit outside and act like your 14. **** you.
i was still drunk writing this.
