• The site migration is complete! Hopefully everything transferred properly from the multiple decades old software we were using before. If you notice any issues please let me know, thanks! Also, I'm still working on things like chatbox, etc so hopefully those will be working in the next week or two.

spamtastic

Bio248

DUI BABY
Hello Dear!

Your current bill for your account is now available online in My Verizon

Total Balance Due: $1924.81

Keep in mind that payments and/or adjustments made to your account after your bill was generated will not be reflected in the amount shown above.

View all your recent bills in application materials.

Thank you for choosing Verizon Wireless.

LOL

please go die in a fire.


how do these ****s get my email address?!
 


I get spam from Canadian banks saying that there is a problem with my account and I need to verify my account information by clicking on the link below all the time.

Sad part is people fall for it.
 


I just randomly forward my spams to the other spammers... you know, penis enlarger spams to the credit card spammers, credit card spams to the *****ian Princes, etc...
They never reply anyways but I take pride in forwarding the emails because it may help someone else down the road ROFLMAO

edit: lol language filter blocked out Ni gerian because of obvious reasons lol
 
*****ian only has one G

OK thats stupid. Its a friggin country and its not even spelled the same as the offensive word. This language filter needs to be done away with.
 


First thought:
How on Gods green earth do you get a $1924.81 dollar phone bill?! :th_wtf:

Second thought:
Why would they send this to your email? Wouldn't your phone be the better choice? :th_scratchhead:

Third thought:
Why do they call you dear? :th_laugh-lol3:
 
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