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so i got a speeding ticket



Ricky21 said:
the only speeding ticket i got was about a week after i bought my gp. me and a buddy pulled up in a stop light and he wanted to race so i took off pulled on him right away started to slow down and he blew by me doing like 80 so i came back blew by at 100. this was on a 30mph road. slowed down to about 45 saw the cherries and almost **** myself. he asked how fast we were going i said maybe 50 so i got a ticket for $225
50 in a 30
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When they ask how fast, you always say "I Don't Know." After that they'll either tell you how fast you were going or they don't know. If they ask you to estimate, just say you can't accurately guess.

After I told a cop that I didn't know, he asked me to guess. Just to be a smart ass, I said "somewhere between 0 and 100." He gave me this blank stare for a few seconds with a look like "mmhmm suure..." Then he wrote me a warning. I wouldn't recommend that though.
 
gtpinsc said:
well i was doing 110 in a 60.... got dropped down to 69 in a 60. i was smooth with my words when he asked me wtf my problem was... im like sir, my car is messing up and wont change gears unless i floor it... i have a SES light for not having a CAT... even pointed that out. believe it or not he believed my story and wrote me a ticket for 81 dollars and 2 points, told me to get the car fixed... well im stoned off my ass and i wrote a missed connection on craigslist for ****s and giigles.... here it is 110 in a 60
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wow i got a ticket for 101 in a 55 and also got 2 points, and a $230 fine! i like the carigslist story, it made me laugh
 
my sisters friends husband is a cop city cop where i live, he said i could have gotten a 550 dollar 6 point ticket for actual speed i was going. cruise control is my friend from here on out... ive gotten 3 speeding tickets in past 6 months.
 


J GTP said:
When they ask how fast, you always say "I Don't Know." After that they'll either tell you how fast you were going or they don't know. If they ask you to estimate, just say you can't accurately guess.

After I told a cop that I didn't know, he asked me to guess. Just to be a smart ass, I said "somewhere between 0 and 100." He gave me this blank stare for a few seconds with a look like "mmhmm suure..." Then he wrote me a warning. I wouldn't recommend that though.
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yeah i know i realized thats what i should have said afterwards. Next time for sure haha
 


gtpinsc said:
and youre a homo, get off my nuts. stop trying to use words that make yourself look smart. :th_thumbsup-wink: also...
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:th_nervous:

To do list:

[x] Make excellent internet comeback
[x] Call someone gay
[x] Look stupid in front of internet peers
[x] Make sure everybody knows people are on my nuts
[ ] Embarrass username "realdiehl"
[ ] Gain knowledge
[ ] Make $, profit
 


realdiehl said:
:th_nervous:

To do list:

[x] Make excellent internet comeback
[x] Call someone gay
[x] Look stupid in front of internet peers
[x] Make sure everybody knows people are on my nuts
[ ] Embarrass username "realdiehl"
[ ] Gain knowledge
[ ] Make $, profit
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i can only imagine how long it took u to come up with that, for one it wasnt a comeback. simply a statement. look stupid? maybe im seeing it in another perspective. you calling me daft was a daft statement, u dont know me or my intelligence level. call someone a homo yes.... where making money or gaining profit comes into this, i have no clue. you dont know what my financial status is. and what gaining knowledge has to do with anything is beyond me. and lol @ trying to embarassing you :th_laugh-lol2: oh and looking stupid in front of internet peers, if i do, i could care less its the internet. that is all.
 
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