Explicit_Spade
Perma-Banned! JK LOL
1) Your brother is your father. As of late, incest has been an issue
2) You make an entire ****ing book into once sentence. See numbers 1 and 6
3) You don't have money to mod correctly, yey you're modding. Modding = broken ****. Leave it stock if you can't afford parts.
4) You can't tell a spark plug from blinker fluid. See #2
5) You have to ask how to upload pics. It's a basic internet concept, if you can't google it, GTFO
6) You have anything less than a High School diploma or equivalent. Even McDonalds requres them to make fries.
7) The search feature and/or google are too complicated for you to use. Pretty self explanatory, almost every question in the world has already been asked at one time or another.
8) You can't figure out how to top swap, see #7
9) You drive a Monte Carlo, You have your own forum. For what it's worth MCF doesn't like us either...
10) You can't take constructive criticism, Odds are you're doing something wrong, don't get pissed at me when I point it out.
11) You don't know how to title a thread so people know what you are talking about.
12) You make 3 different threads in 3 different sections of the forums all asking the same thing see #7
13) You get butthurt when you're proven wrong. Get over yourself.
14) You don't even own a Grand Prix sorry Slowpoke
15) You want a "throaty" exhaust. It's not a V8, It will never sound good. (Exc GXP, which still will never sound good enough for me to care about your exhaust setup)
16) You make an new account, make a new thread instead of searching, ask 1 question in 1 post and never log in again.
17) You want to go fast for cheap. Cheap, Fast, Reliable... You only get 2
18) You cant post in the right section. They're labeld and specific, it's not that hard.
19) You have to ask how good a K&N cold air intake setup is. Its freaking K&N!
20) You think we can diagnose your problem when you give us a 1 sentence description.
21) You don't read everything Spade posts.... The guy is a freaking moron!
22) When there are multiple grammar issues in the OP. Paragraphs require some punctuation! (Like periods, those are the little dots at the end of sentences)
23) When you want to start a "Which (insert maintnance item/part here) is best for me?" thread. See #7.
24) When you feel the need to make a "signs you don't belong on GPF thread" See #10
This is a basic list, which can be added to as necessary.
2) You make an entire ****ing book into once sentence. See numbers 1 and 6
3) You don't have money to mod correctly, yey you're modding. Modding = broken ****. Leave it stock if you can't afford parts.
4) You can't tell a spark plug from blinker fluid. See #2
5) You have to ask how to upload pics. It's a basic internet concept, if you can't google it, GTFO
6) You have anything less than a High School diploma or equivalent. Even McDonalds requres them to make fries.
7) The search feature and/or google are too complicated for you to use. Pretty self explanatory, almost every question in the world has already been asked at one time or another.
8) You can't figure out how to top swap, see #7
9) You drive a Monte Carlo, You have your own forum. For what it's worth MCF doesn't like us either...
10) You can't take constructive criticism, Odds are you're doing something wrong, don't get pissed at me when I point it out.
11) You don't know how to title a thread so people know what you are talking about.
12) You make 3 different threads in 3 different sections of the forums all asking the same thing see #7
13) You get butthurt when you're proven wrong. Get over yourself.
14) You don't even own a Grand Prix sorry Slowpoke
15) You want a "throaty" exhaust. It's not a V8, It will never sound good. (Exc GXP, which still will never sound good enough for me to care about your exhaust setup)
16) You make an new account, make a new thread instead of searching, ask 1 question in 1 post and never log in again.
17) You want to go fast for cheap. Cheap, Fast, Reliable... You only get 2
18) You cant post in the right section. They're labeld and specific, it's not that hard.
19) You have to ask how good a K&N cold air intake setup is. Its freaking K&N!
20) You think we can diagnose your problem when you give us a 1 sentence description.
21) You don't read everything Spade posts.... The guy is a freaking moron!
22) When there are multiple grammar issues in the OP. Paragraphs require some punctuation! (Like periods, those are the little dots at the end of sentences)
23) When you want to start a "Which (insert maintnance item/part here) is best for me?" thread. See #7.
24) When you feel the need to make a "signs you don't belong on GPF thread" See #10
This is a basic list, which can be added to as necessary.
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