the worst pain ever was one time i was stuck in the snow with my firebird, i stuck a 2x6x8 foot long board under the back tires, i was pushing with my left foot out the door while gassing it, anyone see whats coming yet?
the board shot out from under the tire hit my heal, my leg then hit the bottom of the car door, i have a dent in my shin to this day.
if ever i thought i broke a bone or 2 it was that day. once again, no hospital, walked it off over the next week or two lol i was doing the cursing out loud zombie circle walk after this happened. as im sure at least a few of us have done.
then there was the time i fell from a second story window. ladder kicked out and i rode it down to the ground, my brother said i bounced back up like 5 feet, all i saw was a bright orange flash when i hit the ground. i was out cold for a good 5 minutes. ( so im told) was also bruised up from head to toe on my right side.
then i fell through a roof this one time, ( happened more then once) so fall through and im hanging by the beams in the kitchen but when falling through my right foot stayed up in the hole i fell through, when it came out of the hole it popped like a chicken bone. i hooked a chair with my good foot, all while hanging ( and all torn up and bleeding from both arms from all the nails i fell past) i got to the floor hobbled over to the couch and watched my knee swell up like a melon, this time i went to the ER stat!
that caused a pulled collateral ligament in my knee, had a blue leg immobilizer thigh to ankle for a month. DR said i'd need surgery with in 10 years for sure, well its been over 20. proved him wrong. but that knee aint right either to this day.