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neighbors are worthless

Taz Magester said:
get a really ugly cheap carport and put it together one day when your neighbors outside then when he ask what your doing explain it to him and then maybe he will be like oh I don't want to look at a ugly carport lets cut that down.
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My thoughts were put your car in a carport, and then when the police come your neighbor cant prove your car is in your lawn.
 


whitehead said:
I never knew you couldn't park your car on YOUR lawn. Like seriously wtf? But if you really want to get him try and put a bird feeder on that fence. Get birds to **** all over his car. Or put bird seed at night all over it. Let him clean white **** up off his car.
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he parks his **** in his garage, :(
 
Damn man...... Realy crap stain of a spot your in. I guess your best bet would be to either A.) Just keep parking on your lawn. B.) See if you can get a permit to park on your lawn. Or C.) park in the driveway and get the car sticky :(
 


A couple gallons of vegetation killer poured on the ground at the base of that tree should take care of your sap problem. Dead trees don't drop sap.
 
when i was a little kid, my friend and i were playing with matches, (yes i know) my friend was making piles of dried pine needles right under the tree, and lighting them on fire, and we would stomp it out real fast type of thing, and wouldn't ya know it got way out of control, fire dept came and put out the fire.

AND THAT TREE FVCKING DIED!!!!!

so maybe you got some dumb kids in the neighborhood??? wink wink
 
Wotgtp said:
You can't park on your own lawn without getting a ticket? Am I missing something?
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Ditto - I park cars all over my lawn for days on end nobody says anything.




Oh and the tree - Drench it in Round-up (get the GOOD stuff) late one night. repeat as needed. my neighbor (a**) killed all my forsythia bushes (Over 7 foot) when he decided he didn't want the weeds in what's left of his yard).
 
After the said tree is dead you can turn around and complain to the city/town that the tree is dead and ruining the landscape...They will than be forced to cut it down :) or else face a fine...

Sap problem solved
 


pissed them all off went to homedepot and spent 250 on white marbled rocks and did the whole lawn now i park 4 cars on it and they love me every minute.

ill miss the grass though honestly.

but this is legal
 
Hahahahahaha!!!! You bought gravel and just graveled your whole front lawn? You my good sir are my hero! :th_laugh-lol3::th_laugh-lol3::th_laugh-lol3:
 
whitehead said:
I never knew you couldn't park your car on YOUR lawn. Like seriously wtf? But if you really want to get him try and put a bird feeder on that fence. Get birds to **** all over his car. Or put bird seed at night all over it. Let him clean white **** up off his car.
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x2:th_laugh-pointup:
 
KwazrollinZ28GTP said:
pissed them all off went to homedepot and spent 250 on white marbled rocks and did the whole lawn now i park 4 cars on it and they love me every minute.

ill miss the grass though honestly.

but this is legal
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I was gonna say buy a car cover, but making your lawn a complete driveway is fricken awesome! aint parking on my "lawn" ,who you gonna call now!!!!!??!?!?!?!??!?!:th_laugh-lol3:
 


had my first neighbor come over and say It looks like **** and to fix it, told him tough, i called up the city for an inspection and they put there heads down in shame and okay'd me :)
 
i bet for 3 or 4 hundred, you could have laid pavers down, two, 2 foot wide pads to drive onto for the length of your car, or the hollow ones that you can let grass grow through.
 
I'll bet the neighbor who had origionally complained about your parking on the grass is feeling regret about doing so now... :D
 
I tell people the same thing every time in this neighborhood. "You wanna pay 300,000 dollars for this ****ing house? If so, I'll do what you want. Until then, kindly get the **** off my lawn." :P
 
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