If you go to her graduation party, I'm personally making a trip to Ohio...kicking you in the nuts...then donkey punching her in the ovaries.
hire strippers to come to her house the day of the grad party.
Relationships are retarded. Don't let them get you down get over it and move on. Took me a while to do it but ****ing loving it now.
Disregard females, acquire stance.
Get yourself a woman that wants you, not your money, not your car, not your career. That's love.