Leaving the Landlord a "Nugget"
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Kejross
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As a landlord I had to come read this thread... LMFAO! I got one way better that actually happened to me that really really pissed me off and took forever but didn't really damage anything or make a mess like rotten dead animals.
Step one: Move into house with perfect references and history and your deposit for me on the first day
Step two: Stop paying rent and turn into a skank with all kinds of random dudes in and out and partys all the time
Step three: Get a job delivering the "buyers edge"(coupon **** that clutters my yard)
Step four: Never deliver a single one and just keep dumping them in my garage
Step five: Get evicted and leave the ****...
After we dug out enough of it to open the garage door...
Those yellow and green dumpsters you see in the pics sit around local churches and schools to collect paper and then give the money to the schools. So I go and find one of these and call the number and get in touch with the regional manager who meets me at my rent house, says he would be more than happy to bring 3 of them over for me to dispose of them to save me from renting a dumpster but the catch is all the plastic bags have to come off... After about 4-5 days and between 3 and 9 people helping we got about half of it done and bagged the rest and took it to the dump. Filled all 3 of the dumpsters though. Ended up getting like a $3500 judgement against her but haven't seen a dime to this day.
Step one: Move into house with perfect references and history and your deposit for me on the first day
Step two: Stop paying rent and turn into a skank with all kinds of random dudes in and out and partys all the time
Step three: Get a job delivering the "buyers edge"(coupon **** that clutters my yard)
Step four: Never deliver a single one and just keep dumping them in my garage
Step five: Get evicted and leave the ****...
After we dug out enough of it to open the garage door...
Those yellow and green dumpsters you see in the pics sit around local churches and schools to collect paper and then give the money to the schools. So I go and find one of these and call the number and get in touch with the regional manager who meets me at my rent house, says he would be more than happy to bring 3 of them over for me to dispose of them to save me from renting a dumpster but the catch is all the plastic bags have to come off... After about 4-5 days and between 3 and 9 people helping we got about half of it done and bagged the rest and took it to the dump. Filled all 3 of the dumpsters though. Ended up getting like a $3500 judgement against her but haven't seen a dime to this day.
SlowNA06
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Dick with the plumbing. Install parts to reduce flow or to cause it to never stop running. Disconnect all the light switches and electrical outlets. Maybe some resistors to give the entire apartment a brownout. Fill drains with pet hair (yes, you know someone with a dog). Pet stores also sell some common pests (only enough to make guest appearances, not infestations). If there's a cabinet above the fridge, leave a clown wig and nose, or mask. Paint a cool message on the bedroom ceiling with laundry detergent. "Would you like to play a game?" is always popular with the kids. Better yet, get your tattoo artist friend to paint something horrifying. (laundry detergent glows under black light... bedroom's most likely to get one from next tenant) That's all I got for now... hopefully you find something to help you giggle yourself to sleep at night.
NegativeOne13
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Speaking of plumbing, you could partially close the hot water heat out line. So they would have hardly any hot water pressure. Same by turning it down so the water is not very hot. Simple things to fix, just an annoyance.
