Bogers99GTP
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2Fast4U
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I've got 2 more that drives us nuts. The first is when your getting ready to pull onto the interstate the other cars don't move over to let you get on, there are 3 lanes and they won't move over to the other lanes the other lanes don't have any cars in them!!!! A couple of weeks ago I was pulling onto the interstate and this guy wouldn't change lanes I was going just about as fast as him and no one in the other lanes so instead of me slowing down I started to pull into the lane and it made him change lanes and give me a dirty look. You should have moved over.
The next one is when your on the interstate and you have the cruise on and the person in front of you is going at a pretty good speed and then they catch up to the car or semi in front of them and they go to pass them they slow down!!!! I'm pretty sure your suppose to maintain the same speed when passing. Then when they decide to finally pass and get over and you return back to the speed you were going your faster then they are and then you pass them and within a couple of minutes their back passing you until we catch up to another slow car they do it again. I usually speed up alot so they can't do it again it drives me nuts when people do that!!!
The next one is when your on the interstate and you have the cruise on and the person in front of you is going at a pretty good speed and then they catch up to the car or semi in front of them and they go to pass them they slow down!!!! I'm pretty sure your suppose to maintain the same speed when passing. Then when they decide to finally pass and get over and you return back to the speed you were going your faster then they are and then you pass them and within a couple of minutes their back passing you until we catch up to another slow car they do it again. I usually speed up alot so they can't do it again it drives me nuts when people do that!!!
johnnyj773
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i hate when someone drives extremely slow and decide to speed up before the light turns red and leaves u stuck at the light.grrr. i hate when they see your about to change lanes and decide to speed up and block u off.i hate when youre at a red light and blocksomeone drives up the bicycle lane and try to beat u out,and then once in front of u they drive slow. and i hate when slow drivers drive along the side each other and u cant pass em.
johnnyj773
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i feel u on that one,i hate when a person stops in the intersection and dont give u a warning or turn it on at the last minute and youre stuck behind em until they make their turn.i mean if u gonna make a turn turn your signal on so people behind u can make a decision whether they wanna be stuck behind u or not.
Bogers99GTP
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AMEN!!!:th_angry-censored:Im glad someone thought to add that one!
Freebeer187
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I hate retail 
BADAZGTP
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Exactly, you live in our country so learn our language.
a_v_s
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That's actually the correct way to merge. (When your lane actually ends, not where the pavement ends). It's called a "Zipper Merge", and is the most efficient way to merge. The signs usually say "Merge Ahead", not merge right now.
I hate people that slow down in the lane that will eventually end, a mile or two back, and randomly change lanes willy nilly and hold up traffic. I also hate how people merge over 2 miles early, and render a 3 lane freeway into a 2 lane freeway. If the engineers intended for the freeway to be 2 lanes, they would've made it 2 lanes. It is perfectly legal to use ALL LANES until the lane actually ends. In fact I've even seen signs that say as such. I've seen signs telling you that a lane is going to end, followed with a sign that says, "Use ALL Lanes until lane actually ends".
My biggest pet peeve are people that purposely drive ON THE LINE occupying two lanes so that people cannot use the lane that will end in about a mile or more.
I also don't understand the point of brake checking. Speeding (unless you're going crazy fast) is a one point offense around here. Brake checking is a felony around here as it's classified as "Road Rage". One time I was going about 77 in a 70, and a guy in the right lane decided he wanted to be in the left lane, so he nearly took off my fender as he changed lanes. After slamming on the brakes to avoid hitting the guy, I just coasted to scrub off speed. Guy must've thought I was tailgating him, as he then brake checked me several times. I would've gone around but I couldn't.
There were several times where I've been behind people going 25 in a 35 or 35 in a 45, and they would be causing all sorts of traffic behind them, and I'd get brake checked even if I was leaving plenty of space in front of me....
One time I was on the freeway doing about 65 in a 55 in the left lane. This lady in the next lane over again almost took out my bumper to jump in front of me. No reason to have to rush into the left lane, as there are no left-exits in this area. Anyways, the lady was going about 50 or so when she got in front of me, and as I coasted to slow down, she brake checked me down to 35-40. Traffic started to seriously back up behind her, and because of the traffic in the other lanes zipping by, I couldn't go around... So I just honked at her a few times (as did the people behind me).... She proceeded to slam on her brakes, and come to a COMPLETE STOP in the left lane of an 8 lane freeway, and then flipped me the bird through her sunroof :th_angry2:
a_v_s
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I also hate when you approach an intersection where you DONT have a stop sign, and the guy going in the other direction who DOES have a stop sign, proceeds to cross the intersection in front of you forcing you to slam on your brakes, and come to a complete stop inches from their door.... Then they FLIP YOU the bird as if you were the one that wasn't paying attention.... I've seen people blow right through the stop sign, and then honk/yell/flip the bird/etc at me when I almost run them over.
I also hate people that caboose a 4 way stop. That's where someone stops at the stop sign, but the guy behind them either blows the stop sign and tailgates them across the intersection, or they briefly come to a stop while the guy in front is still on their half of the interesection, then they proceed to accelerate to cross the intersection, regardless if everyone else at the intersection arrived before they did... I've seen lines of cars caboose an intersection at once before.
I also hate people that stop at an intersection to let cross traffic go when ONLY the cross street has a stop sign.
I also hate people that caboose a 4 way stop. That's where someone stops at the stop sign, but the guy behind them either blows the stop sign and tailgates them across the intersection, or they briefly come to a stop while the guy in front is still on their half of the interesection, then they proceed to accelerate to cross the intersection, regardless if everyone else at the intersection arrived before they did... I've seen lines of cars caboose an intersection at once before.
I also hate people that stop at an intersection to let cross traffic go when ONLY the cross street has a stop sign.
Man do I really hate that ****!!! People who are the one in the wrong and they flip you off?!? I seriously have had people cut me off and when I pass them they flip me off. WTF is that?
mlambert
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Oh, dear. Brace yourselves.
The Most RETARDED People on My List From Last Month
Q. If a person has two spaces for their private parking in front of their townhouse, how many vehicles should you park there?
A. Four full size SUV's if you are the moron who lives next door.
Q. What is the smartest thing you can possibly do if you know that your neighbor has an active application on file with the local police department?
A. Smoke weed on your front porch if you are the moron who lives next door.
Q. What makes a person think they can have charges expunged (most particularly sex crimes) in the great Communistwealth of Vagina from their record following a guilty conviction?
A. Some of the morons who live here, most particularly individuals who should be castrated.
Q. If you call someone's office and they are not in, what makes you think you're entitled to know where that person is?
A. You're not. If you were an important person, you would already know where that person was. So don't ask, moron.
Q. If you go to an office and it is closed, why would you go to the office next door and ask why it's closed?
A. Because you're a moron.
Q. If you are an ex, why would you think you currently stand a chance in hell of getting back what you screwed up the first time?
A. Again, because you're a moron.
Q. What are the chances of a person who has cheated before being unable to cheat presently, especially if the person they cheated with was you?
A. Slim to none. Morons who are cheaters or pursue cheaters are a particular source of morbid amusement for me.
Q. Why do people assume that if a person is in their 30s and single that they want to be married with children?
A. Because they are morons.
Q. If a person at the gym is very clearly bigger and stronger than you, why do you insist on getting in that person's way?
A. Because you're a moron.
Q. If that same bigger and stronger person is within earshot of you and you say something retarded like, "Oh my God, that girl is a monster" what makes you think you are later entitled to try to step to that girl for any sort of conversation?
A. You're not because you're a moron.
Q. If you are another girl in the scenario above, what makes you think the "monster" girl won't beat the ever living crap out of you if you sit on that bench for one more second playing with a hangnail?
A. You are clearly not thinking and deserved to be stabbed in the head with a letter opener. And you're still a moron.
Q. What is the fascination with watching your neighbor mow their lawn and wash the car?
A. You're a moron.
Q. What kind of creature thinks it's okay to honk their horns and scream out their windows at people walking down the street?
A. You guessed it: a moron.
Oh, this one, is most especially humorous:
Q. What makes a big, fat (insert any race here) guy who is clearly into hip hop and rap type of music think for one second that he stands any chance in hell when trying to strike up a conversation?
A. Oh, only my favorite type of moron, who clearly disregarded my black nails, black and platinum hair, and mostly black attire. I think I will dye my hair blue or purple next, just so there's no more confusion about what I may or may not have in common with these types of morons.
Q. What kinds of people push people on the walls in the mosh pit?
A. Morons who desire their noses to be broken or their ribs to be crushed. (For the record, I was not bounced out of the concert for punching him. I was merely asked to leave the mosh pit area by the two laughing bouncers who are very much in the know about where and how I train.)
Q. What kind of person is the most annoying person to deal with first thing in the morning?
A. The parking garage moron. (If you are on my myspace, there was either a blog or a bulletin I posted some time ago concerning this issue. If you live in a city where parking is a nightmare [or daymare as the case may be], then you know exactly what I mean without further discussion.)
Q. What happens when I run out of coffee or food or miss a day or two at the dojang?
A. I start killing morons.
Q. What should happen to people that interrupt my feeding?
A. Those morons should be forced to masterbate with sandpaper. (No, this is not an original punishment from my own brain. The image has been there since a GP get together in NJ, courtesy of one of the NY guys.)
Let me know if you need more. I have no shortage of morons all around me.
The Most RETARDED People on My List From Last Month
Q. If a person has two spaces for their private parking in front of their townhouse, how many vehicles should you park there?
A. Four full size SUV's if you are the moron who lives next door.
Q. What is the smartest thing you can possibly do if you know that your neighbor has an active application on file with the local police department?
A. Smoke weed on your front porch if you are the moron who lives next door.
Q. What makes a person think they can have charges expunged (most particularly sex crimes) in the great Communistwealth of Vagina from their record following a guilty conviction?
A. Some of the morons who live here, most particularly individuals who should be castrated.
Q. If you call someone's office and they are not in, what makes you think you're entitled to know where that person is?
A. You're not. If you were an important person, you would already know where that person was. So don't ask, moron.
Q. If you go to an office and it is closed, why would you go to the office next door and ask why it's closed?
A. Because you're a moron.
Q. If you are an ex, why would you think you currently stand a chance in hell of getting back what you screwed up the first time?
A. Again, because you're a moron.
Q. What are the chances of a person who has cheated before being unable to cheat presently, especially if the person they cheated with was you?
A. Slim to none. Morons who are cheaters or pursue cheaters are a particular source of morbid amusement for me.
Q. Why do people assume that if a person is in their 30s and single that they want to be married with children?
A. Because they are morons.
Q. If a person at the gym is very clearly bigger and stronger than you, why do you insist on getting in that person's way?
A. Because you're a moron.
Q. If that same bigger and stronger person is within earshot of you and you say something retarded like, "Oh my God, that girl is a monster" what makes you think you are later entitled to try to step to that girl for any sort of conversation?
A. You're not because you're a moron.
Q. If you are another girl in the scenario above, what makes you think the "monster" girl won't beat the ever living crap out of you if you sit on that bench for one more second playing with a hangnail?
A. You are clearly not thinking and deserved to be stabbed in the head with a letter opener. And you're still a moron.
Q. What is the fascination with watching your neighbor mow their lawn and wash the car?
A. You're a moron.
Q. What kind of creature thinks it's okay to honk their horns and scream out their windows at people walking down the street?
A. You guessed it: a moron.
Oh, this one, is most especially humorous:
Q. What makes a big, fat (insert any race here) guy who is clearly into hip hop and rap type of music think for one second that he stands any chance in hell when trying to strike up a conversation?
A. Oh, only my favorite type of moron, who clearly disregarded my black nails, black and platinum hair, and mostly black attire. I think I will dye my hair blue or purple next, just so there's no more confusion about what I may or may not have in common with these types of morons.
Q. What kinds of people push people on the walls in the mosh pit?
A. Morons who desire their noses to be broken or their ribs to be crushed. (For the record, I was not bounced out of the concert for punching him. I was merely asked to leave the mosh pit area by the two laughing bouncers who are very much in the know about where and how I train.)
Q. What kind of person is the most annoying person to deal with first thing in the morning?
A. The parking garage moron. (If you are on my myspace, there was either a blog or a bulletin I posted some time ago concerning this issue. If you live in a city where parking is a nightmare [or daymare as the case may be], then you know exactly what I mean without further discussion.)
Q. What happens when I run out of coffee or food or miss a day or two at the dojang?
A. I start killing morons.
Q. What should happen to people that interrupt my feeding?
A. Those morons should be forced to masterbate with sandpaper. (No, this is not an original punishment from my own brain. The image has been there since a GP get together in NJ, courtesy of one of the NY guys.)
Let me know if you need more. I have no shortage of morons all around me.
blowfishRus6
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zoloft.....