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i am the bird KILLER!!

Pkorn

Pkorn

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in the past month or so i have or i mean the birds have been hitting my car. idk wut it is, they must not see my black car steaming through the shadows. i would have to say i have hit 10+ birds. one of these days im going to nail one right one the windshield. or the birds around here are turning mental. F*ck you birds
 


i feel ya. i hate when animals just pop out in front of your car. my car killed aprox 3 raccoons, injured more than 6. fvck you raccoons.
 
I nailed a coon a couple weeks ago doing like 75mph. The thing sound like it exploded, I could hear tiny bits of it flying in my wheel well for a good 1/2 mile. Got home and all it did was unpopped the middle clips on the front valance.
 


It must be a black car thing.
Whatever you do, do NOT hit a goose....

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That was about $1,800 in damage
 
Haha yeah..that was right after I pulled over after it happened. Hit it going 60ish. Scared the *&&%^%*& out of me. I had the sunroof open, but closed it minutes before, or im pretty sure it would have fell inside, which would have been awful.
I had to turn around and drive an hour back home, got pulled over once because the cop didn't think I was aware of the huge cracks and shattered glass....

But yes...birds have a thing for black cars (and white too i think)
 


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