Help with girls?

[z3r0]

You put stuff in your hair? your ****ed.

 

[Tuner-Extraordinaire]

Oh, so now you know what girls love :th_laugh-lol3:

When it's short..... :th_laugh-pointup:

 

[Pepino]

You put stuff in your hair? your ****ed.

 

[Hippo Machine]

Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!

 

[Pepino]

wrong scene.... you lose

 

[Tuner-Extraordinaire]

Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!

Cut and mother****ing print. You're on a roll kid, You're really gonna go far. :th_lightbulb:

 

[Explicit_Spade]

Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!

No No No! You make her suck your cock right there in front of the whole school!

 

[redlinepontiac]

lol so it went well hippo

 

[Hippo Machine]

Cut and mother****ing print. You're on a roll kid, You're really gonna go far. :th_lightbulb:

Ok sounds good! I'll let u guys know how it goes..

 

[98L36]

Ok so tomorrow, I go to school naked, sneak up on her, hump her leg repeatedly, and scream suck my cock *****! We goin to a movie this weekend!

It took 17 pages but dayumit we got 'er down now! :th_winking:

 

[TheOtherNick]

better move this to ffa, getting a little nws and then the fun can begin.

 

[Explicit_Spade]

I like fun!

If she's wearing a skirt, start fingering her from behind, then she will be turned on and girls can't say no when they're turned on!

 

[Hippo Machine]

Noooo not ffa

 

[E IN v Y]

first

 

[Tuner-Extraordinaire]

Second

 

[Pure2sin]

This is what you do. THIS IS ACTUAL GOOD ADVICE:

Walk up to her and say "Hey you, when are we going to slow dance again?"

If she says "I don't know"

You say "Do you wanna F U C K!?"

 

[Explicit_Spade]

Ask her what her favorite food is, then tell her that's too bad because all you brought for her to eat is your sausage.

 

[TheOtherNick]

Just remember no really means yes.

 

[Pure2sin]

Ask her what her favorite food is, then tell her that's too bad because all you brought for her to eat is your sausage.

Even better:

Say "I heard they have hamburgers or cock for lunch and they are all out of hamburgers." lol

 

[TheOtherNick]