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Hellaflush WRX vs. sheriff

Anthony Smith

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Me and a friend were out cruising in my GTP last Saturday being the first nice day we've had up here yet. Sitting at the gas station and see a WRX wagon go by. All "hellaflush" ricer bs, stretched tires, coil overs all the way down. I know the guy that drives it (in the sense that I know his name not that he's a friend or that I've ever really talked to him). So we pull out and follow him down the main drag for a few miles trying to catch up to him without doing 70 in a 45. We finally get near him a couple of turns later as we're doing a loop through town but he won't get next to me at all. If I get near him at all he slows way down and then does a ricer fly by at like 80 in a 45. He does it like 3 times, at one point I was doing 25 in a 45 and he stayed like 100 ft back then goes on with another flyby. So this goes on for a few more miles until we start getting out of town were the traffic thins out and the speed limit bumps up to 55. I figure he will get next to us and maybe do a few pulls but he's like 1/8th mile back. As we're coming out of town I start getting a solid KA signal on my cheapo cobra radar detector though, so I set my cruise at 55 and say eff all that. Were cruising along two lanes in each direction, with increasing KA for atleast 2 miles and all of a sudden I hear him coming up on me WOT. He decides to do the ricer flyby of all ricer flybys and winds the car out for like 1/4 mile. Right when he passes me at atleast 130mph there's a county sheriff charger in traffic in the oncoming lane. He ducked off on a side road but the cop had whipped around, passed us and was already on his ass. I havent heard what he got out of it but we drove by an hour later and there was multiple cop cars down there still so.....it wasn't a good day for him. INSTANT karma, IT WAS AWESOME!!!
 


Haha...yea...no. I would have tried to run him if he would have pulled up next to us like a normal person, he would still have a drivers license if he would have pulled up to us like a normal person lol
 


never know the cheapo cobra when it saves your butt...until it breaks like they all eventually do. I can't drive around with mine anymore because I get a solid 5 reading EVERYWHERE. I look at it and go "oh, I forgot I mounted a police car to my roof this morning." then throw it in the back seat. Shame, that.
 
didnt know hellaflush stanced = rice.

Well now you know, and knowing.....is half the battle.....function>form

Ive already put a speaker out of a walkie talkie in the cobra because it blew out. Ive been wanting to get a V1, my dad has one for each of his cars and I usually borrow one when we go on a trip out of state or something. Having the cobra is still better than nothing though.
 
Shhhhhhhhhheeet guys... I beat down a rex with muh Bonneville. "Slow ricer junk" is what that guy said to his car after an old style b'ville crapped in his hood scoop.
 
didnt know hellaflush stanced = rice.

it is kind of the new school rice, just sayin. but the guys that go big with it really can't be in the same category because they drop TONS of money on suspension, wheels, and body work.

but it really sucks that there's the few guys that ruin a scene for everyone else that is legit. i want out of the subaru world...
 




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