Fun facts about Bill...

[Sven the Sexman]

once at age 12 bill was let into a program for exceptional youth that would cater to their gifts.

he promptly entered the facility, pulled the fire alarm, and as everyone rushed from the building announced "i am the only one that matters!"

^^^LIKE.

 

[Timing]

Bill doesn't enter this thread because nobody is saying anything Bill doesn't already know.

 

[selliott]

Holy hell this thread is awesome.....where the f is my popcorn, this is getting good

 

[selliott]

Bill and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[selliott]

Bill will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

[selliott]

Bill can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

 

[selliott]

Bill doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

Bill was once a world renowned victor's secret model

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

back in the day....pre internet ****s were quite different for bill

 

[theaceofspades]

As a child bill never wanted to be a superhero. Superheroes wanted to be like bill

 

[Sven the Sexman]

When the first lunar mission landed on the moon, Bill came to greet the astronauts with coffee.

 

[Below Average Joe]

When the first lunar mission landed on the moon, Bill came to greet the astronauts with Watermelon Ale.

Fixed that for you......

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Fixed that for you......

Even better. lol Thanks Joe!

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Bill likes Ford's

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill can cut through a hot knife with butter.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

When Bill plays Monopoly, it actually changes the world economy.

 

[Bio248]

once upon a time, bill.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill has a combination Napa/sex shop. That way when he doesn't have the part you need, you can go fvck yourself.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Bill doesn't know what a butt plug is

 

[GotMelon]

When bill farts a singularity happens

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