Fun facts about Bill...

[JamesIvey24]

Bill once looked at dRunK13. and wondered how he managed too outswim every other choice.

 

[theaceofspades]

Bill invented fire by reflecting the sun off of his head

 

[Scottydoggs]

Bill once looked at dRunK13. and wondered how he managed too outswim every other choice.

i guess this one got your name back.....so much win there^^^^^^

 

[ericspecullaas]

Bill invented fire by reflecting the sun off of his head

that one i believe is true

 

[andesmint]

Women leave the toilet seat up for Bill

 

[blueguy]

I can't believe I just read all five pages.

This is hysterical.

 

[ericspecullaas]

wait tell page 50

 

[Russosaur]

During WWII, the US did not drop an atomic bomb on Japan. Bill sneezed while eating sushi and leveled Nagasaki.

This is the one that put me in tears.

 

[smoke14]

Lmfao

 

[theaceofspades]

The chevy plant once consulted bill to fart to make the real tornados they put in their vortec motors.

Chevy Silverado made by Bill Boost and big d!cks

 

[Bio248]

although he was begotten, not made, bill lets his 'mother' act the part.

 

[Logan541]

Bill taught Fonzie to "aaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill knows where Waldo is.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill has a bear rug. The bear is still alive; it doesn't move out of fear.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill and Stephen Hawking were sitting around discussing quantum physics when an argument ensued. Bill ripped open time and space with a quick motion. Stephen Hawking was pulled into the fold and has been in a wheelchair ever since.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill is not bald; he sucks the hair into his head when he needs more aerodynamics.

 

[Logan541]

bill laid the great wall of china by hand.

O.K. this may be fun but let's leave his sex life out of this

 

[Below Average Joe]

Once a man disagreed with Bill....his name was forever changed.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Bill gives all prostate exams.

 

[Bio248]

once at age 12 bill was let into a program for exceptional youth that would cater to their gifts.

he promptly entered the facility, pulled the fire alarm, and as everyone rushed from the building announced "i am the only one that matters!"