Fun facts about Bill...

[Bio248]

when we enter a worldwide nuclear war the only person left unphased will be bill.

 

[Bio248]

as bill grows older, he also grows younger.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

 

[Bio248]

the end of days will come only when bill is done having his fun with us.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill's cereal never gets soggy; it sits, waiting, staying crispy just for him.

 

[Below Average Joe]

The Pyramids were build in honor of Bill

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Bill is Chuck Norris.

 

[BrandonHall10]

GM killed Pontiac and saved Buick in an attempt to please Bill.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill doesn't dial the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.

 

[Below Average Joe]

Bill as a child.....

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill won American Idol...using only sign language.

 

[Bio248]

solar and lunar eclipses only happen when bill is pleased enough to let us all witness something majestic.

 

[Below Average Joe]

Santa has 3 lists: Good, Bad and Bill.

 

[Below Average Joe]

Chernobyl was really when Bill sneezed.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Ghosts sit around fires and tell Bill stories.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

When Bill plays poker, he can beat a royal flush.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill once made a Happy Meal cry.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill once called 911 for Chinese food...and got it.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, beams of light reflecting from Bill's brow deflected the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of pure amazement.