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Fun facts about Bill...



every time bigfoot has been photographed it was actually bill taking a stroll through the local forest.
 


when bill mows the lawn he uses a pair of childrens scissors and stripes the lawn better than any professional ever could. in 5 minutes.
 
at the end of world war ii, hitler did not take a cyanide pill on purpose. he was force fed it by bill.
 


the earth only rotates as bill walks around and any sudden change in direction is why massive storms are created.
 
bill separated the continents from it's former version of pangea because he swung his axe too hard, too many times.
 


when california breaks off and falls into the ocean, bill will be there lending a hand to make sure it stays at the bottom of the pacific.
 
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