Fun facts about Bill...

[MrPoopyButthole]

When Bill has to jump a car, the leads attach to his nipples.

That was donkeylips

 

[Sven the Sexman]

When Bill gets pulled over for speeding, he writes the police tickets for impeding his forward motion.

 

[Fivefingerdeathpunch]

Barney was once Bill's pet.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Bill doesn't let any plastic undercarriage tray's get in his way.

 

[Below Average Joe]

A tear from Bill's eye can cure blindness.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Barney was once Bill's pet.

It was the only dinosaur besides Trogdor and Reptar that he allowed to live.

 

[BrandonHall10]

A tear from Bill's eye can cure blindness.

Unfortunately, Bill has never cried.

 

[Fivefingerdeathpunch]

The burninator will always live on.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill's passport requires no photograph.

 

[Bio248]

in the deepest part of the mariana trench, the deepest place on the planet, is where you'll find where bill's soul is locked away in a chest made of ivory.

 

[Below Average Joe]

When one asks for a pillow because his neck hurts, Bill shuns him forever.........

 

[Sven the Sexman]

He once won the Tour-de-France but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.

 

[Bio248]

the last time bill spilled a beer is the last time that amelia earhart was seen.

 

[Bio248]

bill is the stig.



(side note: this thread is f-ing gold.)

 

[Below Average Joe]

When God didn't know what to make on the 1st day, he consulted Bill.

 

[Below Average Joe]

Bill never gets sunburnt, he burns the sun.

 

[Sven the Sexman]

Bill's recipe for Deviled Eggs actually requires witchcraft.

Bill's treehouses have fully finished basements.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Bill is the master of his domain

 

[Bio248]

when hosting the VMAs, bill interrupts kanye to say that taylor swift has the best female video of all time.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Bill doesn't need a car, the car needs him.