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Fun facts about Bill...

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Sven the Sexman

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We were all noobs once...except Bill...he's been in existence since the beginning of time.

When God said, "let there be light," Bill said, "turn it off I'm trying to sleep!"

The reason the dinosaurs went extinct was because Bill was pissed that he ran out of watermelon ale so he killed them all.

Bill is the reason the Eiffel tower is crooked...he was in charge of lining it up vertical but after multiple watermelon ales, his sight was slightly skewed.

Bill is the reason the Devil went down to Georgia...Bill told him to GTFO of CT.

When Bill realized how much he missed his Bonnie, he stuck the ground thus opening the sinkhole in the Corvette museum.

Bill's favorite quote: "I don't always do name changes, but when I do it's hilarious."

If Chuck Norris were to shave his beard, you would see that he is really Bill. Notice you haven't heard anything from Chuck Norris for awhile meanwhile Bill is everywhere...coincidence? I think not.
 


After Bill got tired of dealing with Grand Prix's, he sent a carrier pigeon to GM. This carrier pigeon, infused by the anger of Bill, made the CEO's head explode thus resulting in the closure of all Pontiac plants.
 
after the pilgrims landed on plymouth rock, bill is the one that actually forced the indians to give the new settlers food for thanksgiving.
 


If you look towards the sky at night and see the moon, the craters on its surface were not made by rocks slamming into its surface. They were caused by Bill's raw power after jumping up and down.
 




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