It goes like this... USPS > FedEx > UPS.
I used to work at UPS.... ohh the horror stories I could tell you.
And never ever ever ever for the love of all mankind put "fragile" or "glass" or anything like that.
A Fedex truck killed my dog.
A UPS driver banged my wife.
A post office man lost my paycheck.
Anyone else wanna help write a country song?