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Its not that small is it?
**** my job. **** my car. **** my house. **** my family. **** this town. **** the people. **** the govenment. **** you assholes. **** tv. **** hollywood. **** justin bieber. **** the dinosaurs. **** history. **** the president. **** nature. **** the moon. **** 2012. **** the internet. **** sports. most of all **** you. now im gonna pill up, get drunk, smoke some weed, forget everything i just said and prolly wake up next to some fat ugly chick. late.
 


If I say f*ck 2 more times thats 46 f*cks in this f*cked up rhyme!
F*CK Limp Bizkit too HAHA.
and no sir most of all f*ck you!! LOL
 


Noun: I don’t give a f*ck.
Adjective: Jennifer is organizing the f*cking event.
Verb: Don’t f*ck it up
Transitive verb: Paul f*cked Jennifer.
Intransitive verb: Jennifer f*cks.
Part of an adverb: Jennifer organizes too f*cking much.
Adverb enhancing an adjective: Jennifer is f*cking amazing.
Part of a word: Fanf*ckingtastic! Absof*ckinglutely! Inf*ckingcredible!

How to use the word f*ck

Aggression: Don’t f*ck with me.
Amazement: Inf*ckingcredible!
Assurance: Absof*ckinglutely.
Difficulty: I'm having a f*ck of a time with this.
Disagreement: F*ck you!
Dismay: F*ck it.
Dismissal: F*ck off.
Fraud: I got f*cked on that deal.
Incompetence: What a f*ckup.
Inquiry: What the f*ck?
Pleasure: Fanf*ckingtastic!
Satisfaction: F*cking "A" man!
Trouble: Now I'm f*cked.

YES this is F*ckin Awesome!!
 
FAMOUS QUOTES
General Custer "Where did all them ****ing Indians come from?"
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the **** was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the ****ing water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the ****ing ceiling?"
Einstein "Any ****er could understand that."
Sean Penn"**** **** **** **** **** ****"
John Lennon "Is that a real ****ing gun?"
Donald Campbell "The ****ing throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to ****ing roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to ****ing know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could ****ing smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What ****ing map?"
Picasso "It does ****ing look like her."
Christopher Columbus "Where the **** are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a ****ing skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't ****ing **** him!"
Pythagoras "How the **** did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "**** a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will ****ing rain."
George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a ****ing clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my ****ing arse."
Donald Trump "You're ****ing fired!"
Judge Judy "Shut the **** up!"
Paris Hilton "**** me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does ****ing hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some ****er's eye out"
John F Kennedy "Who needs that ****ing bubble top?"
John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this ****ing altimeter?"
Bill Clinton "I should have ****ed her."
Bill Clinton "I didn't ****ing inhale!"
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi ****in Gras this mother****ers."
Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a ****ing smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak ****ed!"
William Tell "Keep ****ing Still."
 
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i ****ing love this...lol. im pretty ****ed up but i can still ****ing type. **** the fat chick im goin to ****ing bed. good ****ing night you ****ing ****s....


p.s. ****
 


Well gyod one cannot go a single day without hearing that damned name!
That and a bunch of old cougars talking about "oh he is so hot!"
I mean that is sad, Justin is still in diapers and his fan base is old ladies that are back to wearing diapers.

Just what the world needs, another wigger child making crappy music.
I am part Indian, medium complexion, what race should I pretend to be?

"What tribe, Teardrop?" Glad you asked, I come from a tribe that treats prostitutes badly, we are the "Slapahoe" tribe :th_nanana:
 
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