- i hate when people think hard rock is anything like metal.
- i hate when i go to the bank, no one but me has their transaction slips filled out.
- i hate how people leave things all over the road so i can hit it. thanks, dick.
- i hate listening to the radio. can you play that song again? i missed it the other 50 times you played it in the last hour.
- i hate how i come home from work and my girlfriend is like 'dont you be all upset because you had to **** around in traffic. i didnt do anything to you'. BUT DID YOU SEE THE TRAFFIC AND THE IDIOTS I HAD TO DEAL WITH? NO!
- i hate how my company randomly drug tests. can i get a time frame so that i can know that im safe?
- i hate having text conversations. we could have solved this in 38 seconds talking to eachother instead of an hour.
- i hate when i see the guy down the street with his buick on 24s. GO TO WORK AND STOP TAKING MY MONEY.
- i hate how california is the most liberal, yet nazi, state ever.
- i hate people that dig up threads from 1994 and dont think its a bad thing.
- i hate how i can reference 1994 like it was a really long time ago.
- i hate how when i go outside there are 500,000 bugs waiting for me.
- i hate how there is a family of rabbits living under my deck. ill leave a cup of coolant out for you to drink.
- i hate v6 mustangs and the people that drive them. i hope you take out a light pole.
- i hate whoever invented body kits. are you serious, guy?
- i hate whoever brought the JDM 'style' to america. again, seriously?
- i hate how every single new car has come out and they are ALL ugly. can someone bring the 80s and 90s back to me?
- i hate when i drive my stick car and i can never drive consistently. some days im amazing with the clutch, other days i drive like i have downs.
- i hate how no matter how much time i spend tuning my bike it still isnt just right. screw you changes in weather.
- girls with six packs. congrats, now youre ugly.
- people who wonder why i sold my car. it was falling apart because i treat my cars like children: with neglect.
- people who cant seem to put a sentence together without running it into five other sentences. they made periods and commas for a reason. go back to school.
- people that use slang words for everything. wtf are you talking about?
- when i go to the bar and stand in front of the bar waving money in your face for an hour. learn to watch when people come up to the bar. you dont serve people in a linear fashion, you serve who was there first.
- i hate when people spit out there gum immediately outside a store. good job making sure millions of people have a chance to step on it.
- i hate when people have nice things, but dont know how to use them.
- i hate how people cant seem to figure out anything about their own car when its as easy as doing a little research. the internet is a fantastic tool so long as youre not an idiot.
- i hate when the network is bogged down at work. who the **** is streaming a movie? i got work to do, asshole.
- i hate when i go to the store that is supposed to have stock of something, but they dont. **** you for not knowing how to manage your inventory.
- everyone from new jersey. just die.
- when i surf through channels on the tv, notice a GREAT movie, turn on the channel and realize i dont have this channel. i hate you encore.
- how MTV doesnt play music and when they do its all crap. thank god FUSE was born.
- i hate how i have to take meat out of the freezer like 5 days before i want to eat it. awesome, mr. defrost fuction on my microwave. you do such a great job at sucking.
- i hate when people cant make it through school cause 'its too hard'. are you serious? i hope youre mentally handicapped.
- i hate people with braces that smile a lot. yeah, whatever, get over it.
- i hate how girls like to break up with you so they can have sex with other guys. you'll miss my giant wang, i know it.
- flaming gay guys. just because youre gay doesnt mean you have to act the part. seriously, stop it.
- when i sit in work all day and proceed to leave and find my car under 2 feet of snow. thanks, god.
- people who ask for opinions, then dont like the opinions you give them.
- how i go out for lunch at work and spend $10 on food. im not fat, how is it possible that this meal costs that much?
- people that dont get the concept of mocking up a metal bracket. you idiot, its a metal plate with some holes in it for screws.
- how car parts are so expensive. stop raping me.
- how girls dont like anal even though theyve never tried it. come on, i just want to try it. who knows, maybe i wont like it.
- how everytime i look in my wallet its empty. wtf did i do last night?
- people that buy fifths of alcohol. seriously? how does that even get you close to drunk?
- people who smoke and complain about it. stop smoking then, idiot.
- people who cant make it to the dump and just throw large items on the side of the road. you know the dump is ****ING FREE?! stop being an asshole.