dude some cops are okay, for instance i live down tha street from one n my ex gf used to babysit his daughter n 1. he is a really good guy he doesnt speed or pull people over for bogus reasons, 2. even if i was speeding or if i have a party orsomethin he still doesnt stop meor bust my party...
but anyways tha majority of cops are complete douchebags... this one time me n my buddys got pulled over for a complete bull**** reason, we were all 18 years old so we had no curfew, but we saw two really young boys out at 130 in tha morning so we turned so our headlights were on them n they took off literally like tha show cops jus jumpin over fences into peoples back yards n stuff, so we died laughin n went around tha block to see wtf they were doin. turns out they called in n literally said they thought we were gonna kill them... so anways were in a mint condition 89 accord n theres this really janky street that has dam near no pavement jus gravel so u cant take it doin more than 10mph n tha cop sped up to us after drivin in tha opposite direction, pulled us over n walked up to tha car with his gun pointed at us, told us to get our f*****n hands out tha window or hed shoot, walked up n took one of my buddies out who he knows on a first name basis then proceeds to verbally rape him callin him every name in tha book n tellin him that if he has anything to do with it hes not gonna let him go into tha marines n that hes gonna pull us all over once he finds out what cars we drive... his "back-up" arrives which is an older guy who questions all of us separately... i was second to last to be questioned n it went okay tha only answer i gave himwas we didnt do anything wrong, then my buddy drivin gets a ticket for disturbing tha peace, and wreckless driving for goin 10mph around tha janky corner...
we are all pissed bc 1. we all got called stupid pieces of s*** and dumb kids by tha first cops n he basically told us we think were bada**es but were actually worthless f**ks and blah blah, 2. we never once got to ask why those two 13 year olds, yeah thas right 13 freakin years old, were out at 130 in tha morning n why they took off when we shined our headlights at them, n i was extra pissed bc 3. tha cop that interrogated us asked my buddy before me "whose that colored kid in tha back?" which if i would have known before he interrogated me i woulda beat tha everlovin f*ckin sh*t out of him regardless of him bein law enforement...
so we go tell tha drivers parents about it n we wrote down everything that was said, didnt make up any bullsh*t, took them to tha corner that we "drove wrecklessly" around n both parents, who dont swear n follow tha bible to tha T, were both like wtf thas bullsh*t! haha i found it pretty funny n they thought that tha part about me gettin called colored n allof us harrassed was completely unprofessional, which is completely true...
we went to tha police station n waited for tha guy on duty to come after we made a non-emergency call with tha phone in tha station n guess whose in charge of showin up... none other than mr. old douche who called colored... i immediately got heated again once i saw him n when he got out of his ride i got in his face n asked him why he called me colored... he stumbled over his words n finally spat out "What do u mean?" i was like hmm lemme think u interrogated my buddy before me n then asked him who tha colored kid was in tha backseat correct? n he stuttered "i dont remember that," so i was like oh so now ur callin my buddy a liar? n he has tha nerve to tell me "no thas how i identified u," so then i was like u couldnt have asked whose tha kid in tha red shirt? whose tha kid with tha buzzed head? whose tha kid on tha left in tha backseat? but u had to be a piece of sh*t n ask whose tha colored kid... ur lucky i found out after u let us go otherwise ur old ass would be in tha hospital!
well that was me almost gettin arrested and tha end of that conversation as my buddys parents made us all go inside tha lobby so they could talk to him... it was actually very entertaining bc as i said before they dont swear n they are very good people, but they laid into tha stupid cop about EVERYTHING! ive never seen his mom so mad i thought she was gonna get arrested lol. but basically tha cop was totally useless he refused to answer anything else n told us we would have to come back on monday n do paperwork which was obviously his attempt to try to get us to leave him alone bc who wants to do paperwork...? US thas who... well actually our parents. they went there on monday,talked to tha chief about everything, got my buddys tickets dropped n got tha old cop in trouble,but tha first one who tongue-lashed us didnt even get a slap on tha wrist n later arrested my buddy whose parents came with us for no reason as he promised while i was gone at school for football...
moral of tha story--> 98.4% of cops are DOUCHERS!
after it all soaked in I started to hyperventilate and he asked me if I had a medical condition several times and I just told him I was scared. I was more or less in shock after all of it happened. 
