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Cobalt ASS-ASS knocked down a peg

TML529

TML529

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I was merging onto the Dan Ryan expwy on my way to work one morning and this P.O.S in cobalt ass ass decides to not let me merge despite their being absolutely not a soul on the expwy except for me & him. It was blown or either he just put that retarted ass wing on their.Anywhoo I mean he literally sped up to prevent me from merging,then he has the nerve to drop a gear & sit right behind me for no reason,like I said there was no one else close to where we were. Now I don't usually play with kids but this guy was a prick & needed to learn you don't play with grown folks so I just nailed it and all I heard was the roar of my Magaflows. When I finally looked down at my speedo I was at 128 and he was a distant memoy. I suspect he tried to catch me but like I said kids shouldn't play with grown folk. At least ones in ls4's.
 






TML529 said:
I suspect he tried to catch me but like I said kids shouldn't play with grown folk. At least ones in ls4's.
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You make fun of them a lot, but the new turbo Cobalt SS will hand a LS4 it's ass plenty of times over. You probably raced a supercharged or N/A SS.
 
If the douche more then likely didnt have it in the right gear to even attempt to catch up.


I had a kid in a civic do some very similar **** on 90. Kept riding my ass then pacing me, I floored it and heard him try and go but nothing but low tones coming from his exhaust.
 
Sabrewings said:
You make fun of them a lot, but the new turbo Cobalt SS will hand a LS4 it's ass plenty of times over. You probably raced a supercharged or N/A SS.
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I'm not making fun of anyone. He was the one acting like an asshole! Just because your car has a little spunk doesn't mean you get to go around acting like you have the fastest **** on the road. There's always someone with just a little more under the hood who will hand you your balls. I don't know what a turbo SS will do I haven't ran up next to one to find out but I suspect I'll find out eventually. One things for sure though he better know how to shift or he'll get his balls handed to him too.-He just might get them handed to him anyway.LOL
 


Modded Cobalt SS/SCs are no slouch especially if you're a stock LS4. From a roll they can be pretty quick. The new turbo SS are right around 300 hp and all top end.

In the end though, you're right...dude was being an asshat and got what he deserved. :) Nice kill man.
 
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