Car Maintenance Troll Thread

[Hippo Machine]

I went to change the oil in my car and grabbed this bottle on accident. I think it'll run better anyways.

Any (troll) tips?





And if this thread gets locked for no reason just like my last few, then its bull. I'm not breaking any rules.

 

[DreadMcLaren]

Why is paint thinner by the oil to begin with?

 

[Tuner-Extraordinaire]

Best kinda "oil" there is.

Do a drain and fill it with JUST this.

 

[Hippo Machine]

Why is paint thinner by the oil to begin with?

This is for trolls, guy.

 

[DreadMcLaren]

This is for trolls, guy.

No ****, guy.

 

[Hippo Machine]

Why is paint thinner by the oil to begin with?

I put all my liquids on one shelf.

 

[Slowpoke]

Water works just as good, and it's free.


^HoneyBadger Top Tip

 

[E IN v Y]

This thread has had its run.

Closed.





no one else post so it looks legit

 

[Hippo Machine]

This puts protective mineral deposits on your cylinder heads, and it highly flammable, so I think I gained a couple horsepower.

 

[Hippo Machine]

This thread has had its run.

Closed.





no one else post so it looks legit

Thats funny cuz u aren't modz.

 

[Fivefingerdeathpunch]

this is stupid.

 

[Slowpoke]

this is stupid.

Your mom's face is stupid.

 

[Hippo Machine]

I heard alcohol injection is really good too, so I just added some Coors to the gas tank.

 

[Explicit_Spade]

Hippo, When you get ready to post, you should think to yourself "Do I really want to post this?"

 

[Hippo Machine]

Hippo, When you get ready to post, you should think to yourself "Do I really want to post this?"

Oh I did, at least 6 times.

 

[Fivefingerdeathpunch]

Your mom's face is stupid.

 

[Tuner-Extraordinaire]

Superglue some dead leaves to your tires for extra traction.

 

[NegativeOne13]

This thread is the highest case of gay. :| Why did you make a thread for just "trolling?" This is ****ing pointless. You don't post a thread made for trolling... trolling just happens. First rule of troll club, you do not talk about troll club.

 

[Hippo Machine]

Yea I feel dumb now. Lock it. lol

 

[Durk Diggler]

Most of the legit threads on here qualify as troll threads.